Funny scenes for the last bell (grade 9). Scenes for the last call to subject teachers. Congratulations on the teacher's day to the teacher Congratulations to the teacher on the last call song
The last call is both joyful and sad. I am glad that school days are behind us, painstaking study, ninth or eleventh grade, but still sad at heart from parting with teachers and friends. Ahead are exams, which largely depend on which path you will take in your life. Ahead are experiences, admission to educational institutions. But while the last bell rings, he drives away all troubles and hardships. Teachers are also rooting for you, as are your parents and family and friends. Let us congratulate them in prose from the bottom of our hearts on this solemn day - the last bell, and express our gratitude to the subject teachers, say for them an identical and sincere speech of gratitude. If you cannot express words of gratitude in your own words, we will help you with this.
Congratulations to the teacher of Russian language and literature
The last bell is not only goodbye to school. Despite the fact that exams and graduation are ahead of us, today's holiday serves as an excellent occasion to thank our beloved teachers, as well as refresh all the knowledge that, thanks to their professionalism and sensitivity, will help to pass the most important school test and become a springboard to a new life. One of these teachers is undoubtedly the teacher of the Russian language and literature. Thank you very much for teaching us to love our native language, to be proud of its beauty and wide diversity. You helped us feel the depth of the immortal works and get real pleasure from their deep meaning and vitality. You taught us how to express our thoughts correctly and navigate freely in the literary world. Thank you very much, because without this knowledge we now simply cannot imagine our life.
Thanks to the teacher of algebra and geometry
One of the most important disciplines for every student is algebra and geometry. Thanks to them, we learn not only to perform various operations with numbers, to navigate in the construction of geometric shapes and their corners, but also begin to better understand the space around us, learn to think logically and increase our IQ. Today, under the farewell ringing of the last bell, we begin to fully realize the invaluable work that you have put into us, our dear teacher, the importance of the knowledge gained and the huge role of the exact sciences in the life of every person who strives to achieve success in this life. Thank you for your patience, responsiveness and sincere love for the subject. We will try to please you in the upcoming final exams and promise not to lose the knowledge we received from you in the upcoming new life.
Congratulations to the English teacher
It is difficult to imagine the modern world without constant communication and interaction of different peoples. Therefore, it is difficult to overestimate the importance of the English language, which helps people of different nationalities to communicate fully. This became possible for us too thanks to the high professionalism of our respected English teacher. The last bell, preceding farewell to school, gives us an excellent opportunity to express our deep gratitude to our teacher. You helped us expand the horizons of communication, knowledge and increase the level of cultural enrichment. Thank you very much for your invaluable work and desire to pass on your vast knowledge. We are sure that we will pass the final exams with honors, in many respects, thanks to your high professionalism.
Congratulations to the chemistry teacher
Today's holiday, The Last Bell, gives us a great opportunity to thank the teacher who helped us master one of the most important subjects that reveal the essence of things - chemistry. Thank you very much for discovering for us the amazing secrets of the structure of various substances and their compounds, for unforgettable experiments during which we were able to feel like magicians, for helping to understand how a whole world of molecules can fit in a small test tube and atoms. We are immensely grateful to you for your patience, great love for the discipline taught and incredible professionalism. On the eve of the upcoming final exams, we want to promise you, show the maximum of our knowledge and try very hard not to let you down.
Wishes for the last call to the physics teacher
The Last Bell has arrived, which means that soon we will have not only exams, but also a graduation party, symbolizing parting with school and our beloved teachers, so today we want to express our deep gratitude to our dear teachers and, in particular, the physics teacher. It is thanks to the invaluable knowledge that you put into our heads that we know why we stand firmly on our feet, we understand that the creation of electricity is no less exciting process than the birth of a new life and that atomic energy was created not to destroy people, but to serve benefit of the person. These and other discoveries have become some of the most amazing in our life. The knowledge that you were able to convey to us will help not only successfully pass the exam tests, but also simplify the solution of the tasks that life will pose for us.
A speech of thanks to the teacher of geography
Our beloved parents, when they brought us to the first grade, showed us how to navigate at school, but the geography of a huge planet called Earth was helped by our dear teacher of geography. Thank you for opening before us not only various cities and countries, but also the mysterious depth of the oceans and the immense breadth of the continents. There is no place on our planet to which we would not have made an imaginary journey under your careful guidance. We will try very hard to please you with our results in the upcoming exams and carry through life all the invaluable knowledge that we received thanks to you.
Congratulations to the history teacher
There is not a single person who would imagine his future and the future of his country without knowledge of history. We try to learn from the mistakes and achievements of our ancestors, which we learn about thanks to our dear history teacher. Today, on the day of the Last Call, we sincerely want to thank you not only for the fact that we are perfectly oriented in what happened many years ago, but also for the opportunity to be proud of the history of our country, its many heroic victories, unsurpassed minds and people, like you, selflessly loyal to their homeland. We know that we also participate in the creation of history, so we will try to leave only a bright mark in it and start small - we will pass the exams with excellent marks.
Thank you to a biology teacher
The last bell opens the door to a new life for us, future graduates. After passing the exams, we will plunge into the unknown world of new acquaintances, fresh knowledge and stone jungle. It will all be bright and amazing, just like our biology lessons. Thank you very much to our dear biology teacher for making the world of wildlife and plants around us more understandable, close and dear, for helping us, our students, to feel part of an incredible and amazing community of living beings and to delve into the intricacies of their existence ... We will try to apply all these feelings and knowledge in practice during the exams and always remember you with respect.
Wishes to the labor teacher
Today, thanks to the Last Call, we are given an excellent opportunity to express our deep gratitude to our respected labor teachers. This item is undoubtedly one of the most important, because on it we learned that with our own hands we can create things necessary in everyday life, learned how to cook deliciously and sew beautifully. Thank you very much, our dear teachers for the golden hands and bright minds who were able to pass on important knowledge to us and taught the craftsmen to use various household tools. We are sure that these skills will be useful to us in the future and we will always remember you with gratitude and love.
Social studies and sociology teacher
The last bell is not only goodbye to school, waiting for exams and graduation, it is also an opportunity to evaluate your knowledge, to realize how much the teachers have invested in us. One of these teachers, undoubtedly, is the teacher of social studies. This subject and your competent attitude towards teaching it helped us to correctly prioritize life, taught us how to navigate the twisted corners of the law and developed the ability to stand up for ourselves. We are very grateful to you for your sensitivity, attention and deep knowledge in the subject taught. We are confident that this knowledge will serve us well not only in exams, but in later life.
Gratitude speech to the teacher of physical education
We all know that the full-fledged development of a person includes not only deep knowledge, but also physical health, therefore, today, under the melodic ringing of the last bell, I especially want to thank our respected physical education teacher. Without your professionalism and love for the subject taught, we would not have been able to grow into full-fledged and physically developed people. You instilled in us a love of sports, talked about the importance of thinking through future steps and showed how important it is to strive to achieve the highest results. We promise you that the desire to win will burn brightly in us, not only on passing the final exams, but also in a new, so exciting life.
Words of gratitude to the teacher of OBZH
Today, on the day of the last call, we can say with confidence that we are ready to leave our native school walls and plunge into the sometimes dangerous adult world. We do this easily and boldly, because we are perfectly able to take care of ourselves and know how to act correctly in any, even the most difficult situation. This became possible thanks to the invaluable knowledge that we received in the lessons of life safety. Thanks to our dear teacher for understanding that there is a way out of any difficult situation, for the ability to stand up for oneself and help others in an emergency, for the ability to quickly navigate in changing conditions. We know that we can take care of ourselves and maintain a presence of mind, including on such a serious test as final exams.
V last call scripts"Presentation of the Golden Ring" the author offers to congratulate the teachers in the style of the annual festival "Golden Gramophone." Each teacher is assigned a special comic nomination and is given a musical gift and a "golden" bell, everything is dynamic and unobtrusive.
Prize to them. H. Columbus - geography
Seryoga "Black Boomer"
I grew up on the outskirts of a working city
And in this geography, I was not in the teeth.
But then I went to school, there is a teacher - just a "class"!
I took and learned all the capitals of the world at once.
I learned everything about countries and big cities,
I fell in love with Australia - now I want to go there.
I rediscovered America like Christopher Columbus.
Now I always watch the film travel club.
After all, in our school, geography is a holy lesson
The call to geography is always more cheerful.
Eh, if I could become a geographer, then I could also
It's beautiful to talk about Chile and Bangkok like that.
Chorus:
Continents, regions,
Oceans, cities,
Climatic zones
We will never forget.
Where is Hokkaido,
And why the capital is Rome,
We are always happy to answer
Just ask - we say!
Nomination "Clio" - history
D. Malikov "Love Story"
Epochs, wars, dates are mixed up ...
Musketeers, cuirassiers and soldiers ...
How to remember the generals, I do not know
Ah, the story breaks my heart!
Chorus:
How can I teach the members of the Bourbon Dynasty?
And who is Nero? What is he so famous for? (only he!)
If only I could pass the exam - oh, how happy I will be!
I'm already going crazy with history (crazy)!
Presentation of the "Golden Call" award - continuation.
Nomination "Life-giving Power" - biology
"A gloomy day is brighter from a smile"
The flower has many petals
And there are also many small stamens.
And the fish has a pair of fins.
Insects emerge from the larvae.
Chorus:
How does a python eat?
And what kind of elephant
We learned in biology lesson.
Biology is needed
Biology is important
Many dreamed of being biologists.
Nomination "A healthy mind in a healthy body!" - physical Culture
"First of all, first of all - planes"
We come to the gym as if for a holiday
Physical education is a great subject!
Any first grader will say this
This is not a secret to anyone.
Chorus:
Develop well musculature
Push-ups, wrestling, pole vaulting.
First of all, first of all, physical education,
And a healthy spirit will follow later.
Nomination "The Magic Flute" - music
"How much progress has come" (Syroezhkin's song)
How I love to sing!
And it's not scary that I wheeze.
I immediately start singing a song
I can only catch the tune!
Chorus:
Forgotten Rachmaninoff, resting Liszt -
I am not a composer, but my own soloist!
Prize to them. Charles Darwin - work
Kar-Men "Bahama-Mama"
Once upon a time from ape to a man
We have turned into food.
Working hard we emerged from the stone age
And we know for sure: labor is the guarantor of development.
The girls sewed, embroidered, baked pies -
After treating the boys.
And the guys ate and praised as best they could,
And with renewed vigor they went to plan.
Chorus:
Cooking, sewing and darning -
We learned the skill of life through our labors.
We plan, saw, skin -
Any log we will instantly cultivate.
Nomination "Language will bring to London" - foreign language
Pierre Narcisse "Chocolate Bunny"
What is this and Was ist das ... my head is swollen ...
The whole evening I do not walk, but I sit, cramming words.
The whole evening is sun is shining, it's spring outside, damn it!
Why, why and warum tomorrow I have a credit ?!
How are you? and Wie gehts? I seem to have broken my tongue ...
I have not comprehended the verbs of the third group, for the life of me ...
I still don't understand the purpose of the articles ...
Why is the verb to be so needed everywhere, why ?!
Chorus:
Oh my clumsy English! I feel like it's the finish ...
I'm squeezed out one hundred percent oh-oh-oh
And what about Deutsch? It is also very complicated.
Going insane is easy oh-oh-oh
Nomination "Guardian of Security" - life safety fundamentals
"Oh, the guards get up early."
Your role is honorable and enviable
You are our security king
What could be more important than OBZH?
Life has no protégé!
Chorus:
Oh, it's hot in a gas mask!
Class, pay off for one or two!
We are marching in formation!
If the wound - the wound - once!
And we will dress it up!
Nomination "Alpha Centauri" - astronomy
Song about Pinocchio
Who used to be called astrologer?
Did you know the planets?
They were respected by kings,
They could have predicted
When things are coming
Tell me, what are their names?
Chorus:
A! Straw! But! We!
Astronomers!
Nomination "Master of Fine Arts" - Painting
A. Varum "The artist who paints the rain"
You taught us to draw with a pencil, gouache, paint,
Your lessons were a fairy tale, words cannot describe them.
Self-portrait, maple leaf, snowflakes and a jug of flowers,
And just a rose with petals was represented by our brush.
Chorus:
We will never forget you, we will always remember you
You have opened this joy to us - to paint and draw.
Thank you for the secrets of color, for the pencil strokes,
For our first steps in fine art.
Nomination "Lord of the Schoolboy" - head teacher
Valeria and Stas Piekha "You are sad"
Yearly
New class
To see off
And meet
In autumn
A new class will come to your family.
You will receive them fondly.
Now for them -
All your time and energy.
Yearly
School is getting better
You introduce innovations.
Thank you
We will hasten to say today.
Chorus:
No matter how much we would like to stay - it's time to go,
After all, our years at school are the first step on the way.
Although now we are so sad that there are tears in our eyes ...
The spring rain is rustling
And summer is ahead.
(You can continue the same theme in the script of the prom, for example, how)
The end of the 9th grade is a significant event for all schoolchildren. Someone then leaves school, someone continues their studies, but all the guys feel that they have become a little older. That is why the last call is so important.
The scenes of the last bell in the 9th grade must be absolutely funny in order for this gala evening to bring pleasure to all its participants. Thanks to humor, such performances will allow students to express their gratitude to their native teachers, and teachers, in turn, will be able to see themselves through the eyes of their children.
Scenes for the last call grade 9 (funny)
Throughout the training, the children had a mentor - a class teacher. It is this teacher who knows them best. When preparing a performance, you cannot ignore it (him).
An interesting option will be scenes for the last call (grade 9) about homeroom teachers. One of them is presented below.
Classroom decoration on stage. Hanging poster “Welcome, graduates…. of the year!" An elderly teacher is sitting at the teacher's table - the class teacher, at the desks are adult men and women. They can be played by both today's disguised graduates and their parents.
Former students begin to remember their school years.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how in the 6th grade we put a button on your chair once, and poured glue the other time?
The teacher smiles, the graduates laugh merrily.
- Marya Ivanovna, do you remember how we hid our magazine, you were looking for it for more than 2 weeks? You were almost deprived of your bonus back then.
Everyone starts laughing again, and the teacher continues to smile sadly.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how in the 10th grade we ran away from lessons, and a dead mouse was thrown on your table?
Again the friendly laughter of the graduates and the smile of the teacher.
Then she gets up, adjusts her glasses and declares:
- And you, my beloved students, remember how in the 6th grade I gave everyone an A on the test, which made you stay after school for a whole week? And our trip, when we were supposedly lost? It was just after the story with the magazine. Have you forgotten how I forced you to memorize War and Peace in whole chapters? Indeed, it was fun.
Now the teacher begins to laugh, looking at the confused faces of her former students.
Such miniatures will be great entertainment for both the guests of the evening and for the graduates themselves. So, we decided that sketches for the last bell (9th grade) should be an obligatory attribute of this celebration. On the last bell, subject teachers are especially interested in what their graduates have prepared.
Sketches for the teacher of Russian language and literature
The first teacher that any student remembers is the teacher of the Russian language and literature.
Most of the classes, endless dictations, statements, essays - all this is about lessons in the main school subject. That is why funny scenes for the last call (grade 9) about teachers begin with Russian.
Miniature 1.
- Popov, name the kind of words "wardrobe", "forest", "house", "stocking".
- Wardrobe, forest, house - masculine, stocking - feminine.
- I wonder where you got that from?
- Because only women wear stockings.
Miniature 2.
- Krasnova, come up with a proposal with homogeneous members.
“There was no grass, no trees, no bushes in the forest.
Miniature 3.
The teacher explains:
- Antonyms are words with the opposite meaning. For example, long is short, fast is slow, light is difficult. Vasiliev, think of an example.
Vasiliev replies:
- Cat dog.
- How why? They are opposite and are constantly fighting.
Sketches for teachers of mathematics and computer science
When students begin to come up with scenes for the last call (9th grade) for subject teachers, mathematics takes a special place in them.
Miniature 1.
- Petushkov, you finally learned to count to ten with difficulty. I can’t even imagine what you’ll become after school.
- Boxing judge, Natalya Sergeevna.
Miniature 2.
- Petrov, imagine that you have 10 rubles in your pocket, and you asked your dad for another 10. How many rubles will you have?
- 10, Irina Sergeevna.
- Petrov! No knowledge of mathematics!
- I'm afraid that you have no knowledge about my dad.
Miniature 3.
- Pugovkin, multiply five by eight.
- Elena Andreevna, I agree to give answers to your questions exclusively in the presence of my lawyer.
Also, we must not forget about the teachers of computer science.
Miniature 1.
A computer science teacher walks into the library department and sees that the librarian is not there. He asks the students where he is. Those answer him:
- He's in the archive.
The teacher persistently:
- Unzip it, please.
Miniature 2.
- Pavel Sergeevich, my computer was caught by a virus.
- And what did you do?
- I was vaccinated.
- Where?
- Under the arm.
Scenes for biology teacher
The last bell in the 9th grade must be dedicated to the teacher of biology.
Miniature 1.
The teacher asks in the lesson:
- Who can tell me what is the difference between a river and an ocean?
One of the students replies:
- The river has two banks, and the ocean has only one.
Miniature 2.
- Lepeshkin, why do people need a nervous system?
- To be nervous, Lydia Andreevna.
Miniature 3.
- Myagkov, where do you think the bird with a straw in its beak is heading?
- To the cocktail bar, Irina Sergeevna.
Scene for an English teacher
Funny scenes for the last bell (grade 9) about English will cheer up everyone present. An example of such a miniature is shown below.
An English exam is in progress. The teacher mutters to himself:
- They know absolutely nothing .. What an easy question to ask .. Okay ...What is the capital of Great Britain?
The student is silent. The teacher gets nervous:
- What is the name of the capital of Great Britain?
- Bucharest.
The teacher is irritated:
- No! London! Two! Let the next one come in!
A student leaves, in the corridor another asks him:
- Well, what do they ask?
He explains to him that they are asking the capital of Great Britain and must answer that the capital is London. Suggests to a classmate:
- Let me glue you a cheat sheet on the sole, just in case - "Lan-dan".
On the way to class, the cheat sheet comes unstuck.
The teacher says to the newcomer:
- Come in, come in! My question is: "What is the capital of Great Britain?"
The student quickly glances at the sole and responds confidently:
- Adidas.
In addition, the scenes for the last bell (9th grade) to teachers can consist of short funny dialogues.
Miniature 1.
A conversation between mom and daughter.My daughter asks:
- Mom, say "fun".
Mom is perplexed:
- Why? What is this anyway?
- Well, what's the difference? Just repeat and that's it, it's not difficult.
- Why should I repeat it is not clear what? I won't!
- Here! Why then are you making me learn English?
Miniature 2.
- Well, how is England? Did you have language problems?
- I have not, but the British had ...
Scene for a geography teacher
Schoolchildren, coming up with funny scenes for the last bell (grade 9), do not bypass the geography teachers either.
Miniature 1.
- Petrov, what do you know about the Panama Canal?
- Nothing, Lidia Andreevna, our antenna does not catch him.
Miniature 2.
The teacher explains the topic, talks about New Guinea.
The student clarifies:
- So there is constant summer?
The teacher answers:
Disciple, sighing:
- Lucky. Eternal vacation.
Miniature 3.
- Peshkov, can you name me the capital of Argentina?
- I'm sorry, Yulia Vladimirovna, but I don't know either.
Scenes for teachers of history and social studies
Composing scenes for the last bell (grade 9) in subjects, students do not forget about the teachers of history and social studies. Here is a small scene that can be staged at a gala evening.
The teacher starts to check the homework.
- So, in the last lesson we talked about Napoleon. Please, Sinichkin, tell us what you remember.
The disciple stands up with a solemn air and says:
- Lydia Yurievna, why listen to me? Let Napoleon tell about himself.
Teacher, surprised:
- But how do you imagine it?
Sinichkin proudly answers:
- And now we will arrange to summon Napoleon and ask about everything.
The teacher agrees, everyone sits around the table. Sinichkin begins to summon Napolena, who a few seconds later appears in the corner of the classroom in the famous cocked hat and says in a grave voice:
- In the name of the Emperor, I order to put Sergei Sinichkin "5" a year in history.
The teacher is frightened:
- Your Imperial Highness .. But how .. He does not know anything on the subject .. Your voice seems familiar to me ... But why are you wearing sneakers?
Quickly approaches Napoleon, rips off the cocked hat and recognizes Lisichkin.
The teacher says with satisfaction:
- So Lisichkin. I almost believed it ... Well, let's continue our session.
Everyone again sits around the table and the teacher says:
- I am calling the parents of Sinichkin and Lisichkin.
The confused faces of the perpetrators of the incident and the laughter of classmates complete the scene.
You can also play a few short dialogues on the topic of history and social studies.
Miniature 1.
The teacher asks:
- Little Johnny, what did the noble knights do with the defeated opponents?
Little Johnny answers:
- Handed over for scrap, Irina Sergeevna.
Miniature 2.
- So, as I warned you in the last lesson, today we have a test.
- Can you use a calculator, Marya Ivanovna?
- You can, Little Johnny, you can.
- A protractor?
- Please, Little Johnny, to your health. So, we write down the theme "The spiritual world of man."
Sketches for physics and chemistry teachers
When composing scenes for the last bell (9th grade), the script of which they begin to come up with long before the holiday, not a single teacher can be left unattended. Below are options for miniatures for physics and chemistry teachers.
Physics lesson.
The teacher starts the survey:
- So, let me listen to you. Remind me of Archimedes' law.
The excellent student answers:
- A body that is immersed in liquid will expel a volume equivalent to the mass of that body.
Losers strongly object:
- Absolutely wrong law! I checked it myself yesterday!
The teacher is interested:
- Well, come on in more detail, Vasya, what did you do there?
The Losers says:
- Well, how is that? I immersed my own body in a bath of liquid, sat for 4 hours and got out, frozen.
- And what is the scientist's fault?
- How is it in what? Let me just get it, I'll arrange it!
The excellent student lost her patience:
- What did he do that?
Losers in response:
- Well, I poured water into the bath, climbed into it ...
Class in chorus:
The Losers says:
- Neighbors came running, shouted that a whole lake had flowed from their ceiling!
The teacher happily:
- Exactly! And what follows from this?
The poor student says irritably:
- That let Archimedes himself do the repairs now!
Excellent student, showing tongue:
- Yes, Teplov, you don’t know anything about physics!
The teacher, referring to another poor student:
- Zaitsev, do you remember anything? After all, you are going to take the exam?
The second poor student answers in a calm tone:
- I remember everything, Elena Andreevna, but I don’t know anything!
The teacher with a sigh:
- No, it's impossible to talk to you! You both get a deuce. Tomorrow I'm waiting for everyone for a trial exam!
Chemistry lesson.
The teacher will say:
- Did everyone have time to write down their homework? I'm washing.
Losers in response:
- Wait! I haven't completely copied this picture yet!
The teacher is perplexed:
- This is not a picture, Kruglov, but the structural form of a halogen.
Losers making a haggard face:
- What's the formula? It's just "Black Square" by artist Repin!
The teacher is surprised:
- That is, so brilliant?
Losers with a sigh:
- That is, it is so incomprehensible.
- Well, you, as always, learned the topic for a deuce.
- And if I want "excellent"?
The teacher responded:
- Well, if you want a top five, write us the formula for ethyl alcohol.
- I need a tip from a friend. Hello, grandmother, tell me the formula of ethyl alcohol sooner, then the question of my top five is being resolved.
Granny says:
- So I don't know chemistry at all, granddaughter. Tse two ..
The female student sadly repeats:
- Tse two.
The teacher is waiting to continue:
- So, and then what?
- Granny, you almost guessed it, try to remember further!
Grandma replies:
- What is there to remember, I have already remembered, as many as five times!
The student asks:
- As much as five?
The teacher says in an affirmative tone:
- Right! c-2, ash-5.
Losers:
Teacher, nodding his head:
- Well, almost so! c-2, ash-5, o - ash. Okay, you get an A with a minus.
Scene for a physical education teacher
Of course, no scenes of the last bell (grade 9) will do without your favorite physical education.
The school bell rings. On the stage, in sports uniform, is a student Pugovkin in splendid isolation. A physical education teacher walks into the gym, buried in a magazine, and says without looking up:
- Hello! Class, line up! Pay for one or two!
Pugovkin, looking around, says:
- One.
Pause. The teacher looks up, sees that there is no one else and asks menacingly:
- Soooo, where are the others? Skipping class, then?
Pugovkin is frightened:
- No, no, Valery Semenovich, they have good reasons.
Teacher, no less menacing:
- Respectful, you say? Come on, quickly get them all here!
Pugovkin runs out of the gym and returns a minute later with the whole class.
The teacher praises Pugovkin:
- Well done, Pugovkin. Now we will figure it out. You are the first, Legkov. Where is the form?
Easy in response:
- Imagine, in the evening I washed my uniform and hung it on the fence to dry. Suddenly, out of nowhere, an angry dog appeared and tore everything up.
The teacher is perplexed:
- I, of course, understand everything, but where does the fence come from, because you live on the 7th floor? Okay, everything is clear with you. What do you say, Petrova?
Petrova answers:
- Oh, I hurt my ankle yesterday. Right .. That is, left .. Well, in general, both ..
- It's clear. What are you, Simonova? Did you hurt your ankle too?
Simonova says mock:
- No, I have a sore throat.
The teacher in a suspicious tone:
- Angina, then ... That's why the bandage on the leg, right?
Simonova reacted quickly:
- Nuuuu, she, it .. slipped ..
The teacher nods his head and says:
- Oh well. Shishkov, how are you going to explain yourself?
Shishkov in a dreamy tone:
- Imagine, Valery Semenovich, yesterday guys from 11 "A" told me that you won't be at school today. That we went to the gymnastics competition!
The teacher answers very surprised:
- Well, you must ... Gymnatics .. They came up with the same .. Well, and you have Vorobyov, what?
Vorobyov absentmindedly:
- And today I confused the days. I thought it was Wednesday, but it turned out Thursday. I even brought the textbooks for Wednesday, I can show them.
Teacher in an affirmative tone:
- So, the whole class for the lack of uniform I give "two". Now we sit down, take out notebooks and write down the topic "Daily routine".
Pugovkin, confused:
- Valery Semenovich, what about me?
The teacher is confused:
- Oh, yes, Pugovkin. And you, according to the plan, are running cross-country for 2 kilometers.
Sketches for teachers of fine arts and technology
Funny scenes on the last bell (grade 9) will not do without mentioning the lessons of fine arts.
Children sit at their desks and draw diligently. The teacher walks between the rows, checks the work. Stops near Kukushkin's desk and asks:
- What did you draw?
Kukushkin answered:
- Like what? Vase. You asked yourself.
- What I asked, I remember. I don’t understand what you drew.
- Well, Olga Mikhailovna, this is a vase! That's just how I see it. You are an artist, you must understand me.
The teacher says:
- Okay, give me a diary.
Calmly takes the diary, puts a deuce. Kukushkin is indignant:
- Deuce? For what?
The teacher answers him:
- What are you, Petya, it's not a two, it's a five. That's just how I see it.
Scenes for the last bell for grade 9 (funny) will be appropriate in all subjects. Technology is no exception.
The technology teacher scolds the class:
- Who broke the plywood? I ask you, answer!
The students stand with their heads bowed. Finally, one says:
- Why plywood? Maybe glass after all?
The teacher indignantly:
“I broke the glass myself this morning. I put the plywood. The last time I ask the question, who broke the plywood?
Thus, you can compose a wide variety of scenes for the last bell (grade 9). The script is funny, the mood is excellent, the students, teachers and parents are beautiful, smart, happy. This is how the gala evening dedicated to the end of the 9th grade should look like.
Songs, skits and poems for the project "Last bell 2017"
Murashova Natalia Yurievna
Teacher of additional education MBOU SOSH № 58 / part-time MBOU SOSH № 44 of Khabarovsk
Description: All these scenes and songs will be useful to organizers, class teachers, high school students not only for the last call, but also for congratulations on Teacher's Day. I decided to publish it separately from the main outline of the script so as not to overload it with a description of the scenes.
Target: Congratulations to the teachers.
Tasks:
1. Develop scriptwriting skills in the process of working on the text of the script.
2. Create an atmosphere for collective creativity.
5. To cultivate a respectful attitude towards teachers, towards the stage, the audience.
Room for OBZH teachers
(scene)
Description: The number was invented together with the children, based on school reality: life safety lessons on Wednesday, duty at school on Thursday, disco, at the same time they demonstrated first aid skills right on the stage.
(Characters: Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Robinson)
Robinson stands on stage in shorts and torn clothes and counts the lines on the wall.
Robinson:... seven hundred thirty one. It's been two years since I've been on this island ... I didn't die of hunger and cold - I adapted. The wounds are healing. The main thing here: apply the right bandage and process it in time (sits down on the edge of the stage)... Only one thing worries me: I'm talking to myself ... If only I could meet one living person!
Wednesday comes out, Robinson flinches and looks puzzled
Robinson: Who are you?
Wednesday (stroking the head): I am Wednesday. Don't you remember me?
Robinson (gets up and looks into the distance): As I remember right now: Wednesday, OBZH, the music is so ... special.
The Anthem of Russia sounds
Wednesday is leaving
Robinson (looks around and calls): Wednesday, wednesdayaaaa .... again imagined.
At this time, Thursday comes out and puts a hand on his shoulder
Thursday (menacingly): Are you late for duty again? Irina Anatolyevna will be unhappy ...
Robinson: Ah-ah-ah-ah ... are you Thursday?
Thursday(smiling): Thursday. Remember ...
Vitya leaves
Robinson (enumerates): Wednesday ... Thursday ... So somewhere here there is also ... Friday!
Comes out Friday and hands over a ticket to the disco
Robinson (enthusiastically examines the piece of paper): Oops, a ticket to the disco!?! Hey Friday, when is the disco?
Friday (leaving): Tomorrow, Robinson ... tomorrow.
Robinson: Tomorrow ... what day is it? However, it doesn't matter! I won't go to the disco alone. (calling) Max !!! Maaax!
Pulls out the first aid simulator from the wings
Robinson: It's so good that you and I were saved together! (slaps cheeks) Get up, buddy, we'll go to the disco tomorrow! (does a chest massage)... Max! (calling) Maaax! Come to your senses ... Eh! (sits on the edge of the stage, sighs sadly) Maxim, you are hopeless!
Voice behind the scene: Irina Anatolyevna, Igor Viktorovich, we will never forget your lessons!
Room for a computer science teacher (scene)
The text was invented based on the experience of children working with operating systems.
Soundtrack "Steep dive" is played. Three come out in white coats
Three people are approaching the table on which the patient is lying,
which have it written on their surgical caps
Windows (Olga Likhova), Linux (Katya Groshenko), iOS (Sasha Yuzhakova)
Windows: So, colleagues, let's get started! The download has started ...
Linux (looking at the patient, puzzled): Something he is stupid.
iOS (smiling politely): Just like you, dear colleague.
Windows: Soooo! do not argue. Better look how many viruses there are!
Linux: Where? I do not see?
iOS(mockingly): Update your antivirus.
Windows: Kaspersky to me!
The nurse takes out the disc
iOS (whispering): What is Kaspersky?
Linux (also in a whisper): I do not know!
iOS (whispering to the nurse): Ps-s-s! Ps! What is Kaspersky?
The nurse comes up and whispers in your ear
iOS(understandingly): A-ah-ah! (confidently) I don't need this.
Linux(also in a whisper): Well?!
iOS (understandingly): And it won't help you.
Windows: We start scanning ...
Linux(with enthusiasm): May I!!!
Everyone takes a step back and stands with their hands up
At this time, the patient's body begins to twitch,
the squeal of a pig is periodically heard (as when a virus is detected)
Linux (looks "inside" and frowns): Trojan horse.
iOS (with disgust): Ugh!! That's disgusting! It must be deleted.
Windows: Look at this ... what an interesting case! See? (pause) We'll have to format!
iOS: Can we make a backup?
Linux: Great idea! (presses the patient's knee)
Voice behind the scene: The data is saved to the Cloud.
Windows: Now we start formatting ... (computer buzzing sound)
Voice behind the scene: Formatting is complete.
Windows: Re-check. (Katya) Colleague, please!
Voice behind the scene: No threats were found.
Windows: Colleagues, thank you for your cooperation. (to the nurse) Reboot!
A nurse remains on stage, patting the patient on the cheeks.
and runs a cotton swab in front of his nose.
Nurse: How are you feeling?
A patient (waking up): I feel great. As good as new!
Voice behind the scene: Thanks to our informatics educators!
SONG for math teachers
on the motive "Snow" by Philip Kirkorov
1. Giving warmth to us
You opened your heart
You scolded us sometimes
But we hoped that we would understand.
Let's all say together: goodbye
Logarithms and drawings.
But student time
Will lead them to us again
Let's all say together: goodbye
Logarithms and drawings.
But student time
Will lead them to us again
2. How many tasks were solved
And examples in our notebooks ...
Goodbye, sorry, goodbye! -
We will tell you more than once.
You told us: learn!
Soon we will fly away into the distance
Like a flock of balls skyward!
You put so much knowledge into us,
You told us: learn!
Soon we will fly away into the distance
Like a flock of balls skyward!
Song for Primary School Teachers
(Idea taken from Nice ad)From what, from what, from what
Made our first teacher?
La la la la ... la
From flowers and bells
From riddles and notebooks
Made our first teacher ...
Of iron, of aspirations,
From dedication and battles!
Our first teacher is done!
Of perseverance and attention
which our company is proud of:
Our first teacher is done!
From lessons and diaries,
Patience and clenched fists
of independence and skill,
From passion and heart and dignity!
Out of will - stronger than flint,
From strength and fire!
Out of freedom from other people's opinions
of accomplishments and achievements
Our first teacher is done!
La la la la ... la
Chemistry teacher room
Description: If you have children singing, then you can sing this song.
On the stage, Mendeleev sits on a chair, his head clasped in his hands. Varenka enters
Varenka: Dmitry Ivanovich, I understand everything - SCIENCE! But you have to sleep. The third day, everything is drawing something, drawing ...
Mendeleev: Eh, Varenka, but I can't sleep ... in my head all the elements are spinning, spinning ... just close my eyes ...
Varenka: And you lie down. So I brought you a pillow. The morning is wiser than the evening.
Mendelev lays down at the edge of the stage and closes his eyes.
The song of the group "Underwood" sounds, three couples come out and dance "Chemistry and Life"
Song: Believe me, this is necessary.
Trust me, this is important.
We will not deceive the hopes and trust of citizens!
After all, I am so talented, and you are so beautiful!
We are drawn to each other with clinical strength.
Trust me, I'm not a bastard.
Trust me, I'm not a bastard.
It's just that you are acid, and I, after all, am alkali.
Don't be angry with me, don't resist nature.
You are the sediment at the bottom. I am a radical free.
Here, four more join them (on the play-off).
Chorus:
From the first blow to the cap, a nail enters.
Look, my love, we are wet through and through!
We burn our hormones, we cry and tremble.
See what they do to us
Chemistry and life!
At the end, everyone composes a "picture": the letters CHEMISTRY are stuck on the backs.
Mendeleev(waking up): Sodium sulfate!!! How simple it all came together! Now you can show my system everywhere, even in schools for chemistry lessons!
Voice behind the scene: Elena Dmitrievna, thank you for your lessons.
We cut the song, there were too many obscenities in the second verse.
You can find the script at.
Like a man, seriously and boldly,
Military instructor reads the case
We are talking about tanks made of armor.
Our teacher, I'm sorry
We want to congratulate you
Glorify your male lesson.
Yes, military science
Amazing thing.
That the wire is electric
We don't need to lift at all,
And under a metal canopy
You should not sit together in a thunderstorm,
The teacher teaches how to danger
Avoid the environment everywhere.
Let me say thank you
And congratulations from your comrades.
We are no longer afraid of the unknown
Since we have been in the shower for a long time
Perfectly realized all the usefulness
Subject under the name OBZH.
You were able to guide us on the right path,
And you have managed to give us a lot;
Let me congratulate you today
And to be always helpful / helpful to wish!
There are already three words in the name of the item -
Serious, wise, important, impartial;
And the letter O says that you are the basis
Quiet days and a safe life.
You teach us to live without fear
And looking for just the right solutions;
Accept our congratulations today
And kind words without abbreviations!
You could teach us a lot
And they gave us a huge store of knowledge.
Now we know what to do then,
When some of us feel bad.
We can put a bandage on the wound.
And we can do artificial respiration.
Congratulations from us.
We sincerely wish you success.
We have studied OBZH all these years and already
We know how to behave and how to save someone else's life.
We can and can do a lot
And all thanks only to you.
You taught us, you tried,
To give us more knowledge.
Thank you we say to you
For that, knowledge was given to us!
OBZH is a special subject,
Everyone needs him and always,
Therefore, your lessons
Let's never forget!
Congratulations on the holiday
And we wish to live without troubles,
Safe and happy
You are at least a hundred years old!
OBZH - these lessons
Will be useful to us more than once,
And when we finish school
And when we leave the class.
We believe our life will succeed
We say thank you,
Your wise advice
We will embody in our life!
We love your item!
It's not more interesting to us!
There is only one such item.
It is vital.
And his knowledge is always
It will come in handy for us. Let the years
Will pass. We wish now
So that time does not touch you!
There are dangerous moments in the world
You taught us to get around them.
Perhaps more important than your subject
There can be nothing in the world.
Thank you for your knowledge, care,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
Armed with the knowledge gained
Your kids go through life.
