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Why do we drink standing up for women? First, because lying down is uncomfortable to drink. Secondly, to proudly rise above them for some time. Thirdly, we drink while standing, because this is more included. Fourthly, we are thus kneading stiff limbs. Fifth, we get up to shake the remnants of the salad off our trousers. Sixth, we get up in order to better see all the women present at the table. Seventhly, they came up with this ritual in order to suddenly jerk off a high start if something happens. Eighth, we, thus, find out which of us remained under the table to pester women. Ninth, we get up so that later, sitting down, we feel relief. And, finally, we rise in order not to hear in our ear: “Stop drinking! Enough for you already. So, for women! Men drink while standing!

In one eastern state, the ruler arranged a competition for young men: whoever cuts an apple on the chest of the Shah's daughter with a sword and does not injure her, he will receive a daughter and half a kingdom in addition to his wife. The first youth came out. The girl was so beautiful that he stared at him, did not calculate the blow and touched his chest with the sword. The servants grabbed the young man and chopped off his head. Enter the second youth. He looked at the girl, his hand trembled, he swung his sword and hurt the girl's chest. He was also executed. The third youth came out, raised the sword above his head, struck, cut the apple without touching the girl's chest. He, too, was captured and put in prison to be executed. When he asked why they wanted to execute him, he was answered: - For the company! So let's drink to our honest company!

Once a bee asked a snake: - Why, when I bite - I die, and when you bite - the bitten one dies? The snake answered her: - Because my bite is professional. Let's drink to the professionals in their field!

A reckless woman is one who, without looking back, rushes into the pool of passion and always comes out dry from the water. For reckless women!

We rush respectful attention from our interlocutors, we expect sensitivity, support and understanding from our interlocutors, from our sex partners - affection and satisfaction of our passionate desires. And only to those who are handsome, we ourselves are ready to give the first, and the second and the third free of charge. So let's drink to generous love and its reciprocity!

Mount Ararat stands proudly for many years and centuries. She is for us a symbol of the fact that we do not mean much before the eternal mountain. Let us drink in honor of the hero of the day, Let him be like Ararat, Without a shadow of doubt and even a flaw, Happy, and mighty, and rich!

A faithful woman is one who piously believes that men are good. For the faithful women, let them be rewarded according to their faith!

A silent woman is one who knows well who is worth what, and therefore is silent. For the silent, whose silence is dear!

An ascetic woman is one who leads a secluded life in a male monastery. For ascetic women!

The mother praises the girl - run, the neighbor praises - take it. Let's drink to beautiful girls!

A true Georgian will always say that the best cognac is Georgian. A true Armenian will say that the best cognac is Armenian. A true Russian will say that the best drink is vodka. So let's drink vodka for the friendship of peoples!

Three brothers lived in a high-mountainous village. The youngest was 40 years old, but he looked like a decrepit old man. The middle brother at 50 was left without a single tooth. And the eldest was 70 years old, but his health was envied by those around him. The younger brothers decided to find out what the secret of such youth is. The old man gladly received guests at his house. And when the brothers came, he asked his wife to cook treats. “Darling, don't forget to bring the best watermelon,” the owner ordered. When the woman brought the watermelon, the old man cut it open and said: "This fruit does not fit, carry another." Six times the owner sent his wife for a new watermelon. He liked the last option and was pleased with the woman's choice. When the meal came to an end, the guests asked the old man: "What is the secret of your youth and excellent health?" The owner replied: “Have you seen how my wife obeyed me, fulfilling my desires? But at the same time, neither she nor I felt irritated. My wife and I have been living in harmony and peace for many years. This is the secret of my appearance. " In this toast, let us wish the newlyweds eternal peace, youth, harmony, mutual understanding!

Two Armenians are talking: - Yesterday I went fishing, I was walking along the river bank, suddenly a naked girl was right at me. Well, of course, the first thing I did was cast my fishing rods. - What are you, an idiot? - interrupts another, - but what about the girl? - Wait, don't bother! Of course, the first thing I did was toss the fishing rods into the bushes. A man in the Caucasus will never exchange a beautiful woman for fishing! For beautiful women fishing!

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A man and a bear came back. The man invited Toptygin to visit and gave a feast in his honor. And when he said goodbye, he kissed the clubfoot and asked his wife to do the same. But his wife spat and said angrily: - I can't stand smelly guests! Soon, the man visited the bear. Deciding to chop wood on the way back, he took an ax with him. The bear greeted the guest affectionately, and then began to persistently ask him: - Hit me on the head with an ax! The man refused for a long time: how can you ?! But the owner of the den insisted on his own. What to do? The guest grabbed the clubfoot on the head with a butt and badly hurt him. A month later, the friends met again. The bear's head had time to heal, and he said to the man: - You see, brother: the wound from the ax healed, but the heart, wounded by the tongue of your wife, did not heal. The tongue can not only hurt, but also kill.
Let us be careful with this dangerous weapon!

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. We fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota is not returning. Ten times, three days have passed, and Shot is still gone.
The young wife got worried, sent telegrams to ten cities to ten faithful friends. And they came from ten cities from ten faithful friends of a telegram:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to loyal friends who do not fail in trouble.

The warm group of Georgians drinks, toasts in a circle. One gets up:
- I want to drink to our Dato! This is a real man: he can drink three horns of wine in a row and love three women!
Second:
- I want to drink to our Gogi - this is a real man: he can drink ten horns of wine in a row and love ten women!
A third gets up, mournfully looking at the floor:
- And I propose to drink to Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. I don’t know how much he could drink wine, and I don’t know if he could love women, but only a Real man could SO avenge the death of his older brother!
So let's drink to real men!

Once an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he had a beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her off. He called the horsemen and said to them the following speech: - The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet, will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that neither one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, that one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will blush. And then the first horseman came out. He was brave, dexterous, and clever, but one small grain of sand fell from under his foot - and his old father got rid of it. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought a mountain ram to his feet, an old man's father, and began to slaughter him, a ram, in the sense, his throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the old man's snow-white robe, and the second horseman fell, stabbed to death, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old man father, surgically cut open his throat, the ram, without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old man. But his old father also got sick of him. The beauties' daughter screamed in horror: - Pastoral, athec! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you stab him? And the old man father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to a good and warm company!

The Georgian ended up in Siberia in winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and swears:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! He put on two fur coats, and the flock, as in shorts.
You gave me such a warm welcome that I should be able to scold your edges too: “Your mother, damn S-byr! I am sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, as if I put on two fur coats. “Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

He was a quiet and reserved youth. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a woman appeared in front of him, casting a stern look at him. - Who are you waiting for here? She asked. “V. your daughter,” he replied in dismay. “In that case, you better get out of here,” she said. “You are in no way suitable for our daughter. When her father was courting me, and I suddenly did not go out on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my father in the room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise our glasses to the brave and dexterous horsemen!

It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are today. Naked Ashot stood by the rock, on his head was a hat. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered the lower abdomen with his hat. The woman first removed one hand of Ashot, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen. Let's drink to the strength that held the hat!

A basketball hoop stood high, high in the mountains. One proud horseman decided to throw a ball at him from above. He ran up, jumped high high, straight to the sun, and was burned, so the blacks appeared and. basketball.

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Funny Armenian toasts

Once a German, an Englishman, a Turk, a Russian and an Armenian gathered and together at the table.
The German raises a toast:
- let's drink to German power !!
everybody drinks ..
Englishman:
- let's drink to English accuracy !!
they drink it too ..
Turk:
- and I want to raise a toast to Turkish rugs !!
Russian:
- then I will raise the next toast to Russian girls !!
it’s the turn of the Armenian .. he, after hesitating, raises a toast:
- let's drink to the Armenians who love Russian girls on Turkish carpets, with German power and English precision.

Armenians in Armenia drink:
- FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO RUN IN OTHER'S LANDS. GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND STRENGTH TO ENDURE ALL DISASTERS.
Armenians in Chuzhbin drink:
- FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO LIVE IN THE HOMELAND TODAY. GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND STRENGTH TO ENDURE ALL DISASTERS.

Once Ashot rode from one aul to another. The road ran through the mountains, twisted between rocks, along cliffs and abysses. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and did not move. Ashot began to jerk him, urge him on. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. Ashot began to scold him with bad words, call him names, lash him with a whip. But the donkey stood, and remained standing. Then he went himself. And then Ashot saw that around the bend there was a huge stone that had just fallen, and if the donkey had not stopped, the stone would have nailed him along with the rider. The owner hugged the smart animal and thanked him.
So let's drink so that we always listen to the opinion of another person in a dispute, even if he is a donkey.

A merchant had a shop, and he sold honey. One drop of honey fell to the ground, and a wasp sat on it, and the cat came running and grabbed it. The dog chased after him and grabbed the cat, and the owner of the shop hit the dog and killed it. There was another village nearby, and the dog was from that village.
As the owner of the dog found out that the shopkeeper had killed the dog, he came running and killed the shopkeeper. Tuti the peasants of two villages arose, and a great battle began between them. And all the people died, there was only one person who told me this story. And all this is due to one drop of honey.
I propose to drink so that more than one drop could never bring discord into our heads and deprive our minds.

One merchant had a son, and the merchant once gave him a coin and said:
- Take it, sonny and try to save money.
The son threw the coin into the water. The father found out about this, but did not say anything. The son did not do anything, did not work, but only ate and drank in his father's house.
Then the father called his son and said:
- Go sonny and make money yourself.
My son went and got a job. From morning until late evening, he kneaded clay with his bare feet and, having received the money, brought it home.
- Look, father, - said the young man. - I made money.
The father replied:
- Well, sonny, now go and throw them into the water.
The son realized that he had previously been unjust to the kindness of his father and lowered his head.
So let us drink not to the belt and rods, but to the wisdom of our fathers and grandfathers.

It was a long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are today. Naked Ashot stood by the rock, on his head was a hat. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot, and Ashot covered his lower abdomen with his hat. The woman first removed one hand of Ashot, then the other - the hat continued to cover the lower abdomen.
Let's drink to the strength that held the hat.

In one eastern state, the ruler arranged a competition for young men: whoever cuts an apple on the chest of the Shah's daughter with a sword and does not injure her, he will receive a daughter and half a kingdom in addition to his wife. The first youth came out. The girl was so beautiful that he stared at him, did not calculate the blow and touched his chest with the sword. The servants grabbed the young man and chopped off his head.
Enter the second youth. He looked at the girl, his hand trembled, he swung his sword and hurt the girl's chest. He was also executed.
The third youth came out, raised the sword above his head, struck, cut the apple without touching the girl's chest. He, too, was captured and put in prison to be executed. When he asked why they wanted to execute him, he was answered:
- For company!
So let's drink to our honest company!

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Beautiful Georgian toasts for birthday, wedding, anniversary

Toast to women

In the Caucasus, men value, respect and love the weaker sex. Therefore, in those places, a lot of congratulations were created that are dedicated to women. Here is one beautiful Georgian toast. Listen to the Caucasian parable that has spread all over the world:

One sunny day a snake crawled to Allah and said: “I'm tired of crawling, I want to take off my scales. Turn me into a woman. And I can sting people anyway. You don't have to be a snake. " Allah helped and turned her into a woman. Soon a white dove flew to him and asked for the same request as the snake. And so it happened. Allah turned a dove into a woman and said: "Go and do good." Since then, there have been two women: evil and kind. So let's drink to good, lovely ladies, who are more than bad and harmful with a black soul.

Toast to love

A lot of poems and songs have been written about love. There are probably as many toasts, if not more. They are not only about women, men, but also about a strong feeling. Georgian toasts are famous for their simplicity and beautiful expressions. Indeed, in the Caucasus, it is not customary to say wishes in a rude form. In Georgia, there is a beautiful toast about love and family relationships:

The dzhigit chose his future wife among three girls who were attractive to him. He asked the first: "How much is 3 multiplied by 3?" She answered without hesitation: "Eight." The horseman decided that his wife would be too economical. He asked the same question to the second girl, and she said that it would turn out 9. The horseman understood that he was a very smart young lady. The third bride answered that 3 times 3 would be 10. The horseman decided that the girl would be generous and it suited him.

And here is the question: “What young lady will the dzhigit decide to marry? Thrifty, smart or generous? " You don’t know the answer, but it’s easy. Dzhigit marries the girl to whom his heart points, but he did not hear the voice of reason at that moment. So let's drink to the fact that we always listen to our hearts, especially when it comes to love.

Birthday toast to man

From time immemorial, Georgian toasts have been valued for the depth of thought. Their artistic manner of presentation, solemnity, accent amaze and touch many people. Georgian toasts for a man's birthday are beautiful and vital. We offer one of them:

In Georgia, in one automobile school, during the exam, a student is asked a question and the situation on the road is explained: you are driving along a narrow road, there are high mountains to your left, and a steep and large cliff to your right. Suddenly you saw that a beautiful girl with a terrible old woman was standing right in front of you. Question: what will you press? The student replies: "A terrible old woman." The teacher says: "Wrong, you need to push the brake." Let's drink so that in any, even the most difficult situation, the birthday man does not forget to press the brake in time.

This Georgian toast for a man's birthday teaches that everyone can stop in time, take their time and avoid unpleasant situations. And if a person has a difficult birthday, but an anniversary? What kind of toast to come up with? Read about this later in the article.

Georgian toast for the anniversary

A very long but clever and instructive greeting. Hear how beautiful it sounds:

Once upon a time, God gave man only 25 years of life. For some reason, he decided that this would be enough. God gave animals (horses, dogs, monkeys) as much as 50 years. However, the man decided that this was not fair, went to the animals and asked for a request. He begged the horse, dog and monkey to give some of their lives.

Since then, it has become the custom that for the first 25 years a person lives well. He has a happy childhood, a carefree youth and no problems. For the next 25 years, people have been working, that is, plowing like a horse, not sparing themselves and their strength. For the next 25 years, the person lives like a homeless dog. The children left him, many acquaintances forgot about him, no one needed him anymore. For the past 25 years, man has lived like a monkey. The people around him laugh at him, because he is an old and feeble old man (old woman). So, let's drink to our hero of the day to live another hundred years, not like an animal that no one needs, but like a real person, without worries, problems and hassles. So that children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and friends never forget about him.

This Georgian birthday toast has a meaning that many people understand. He teaches to value yourself, your closest and dearest people.

Georgian toast for newlyweds

As a rule, a toastmaster organizes a celebration at a wedding. However, guests can also amuse, entertain, delight guests and newlyweds with original congratulations. We suggest you prepare a Georgian toast for your wedding. It will help to beautifully congratulate the bride and groom:

Somehow one person died who believed in God and was righteous all his life. However, he so wanted to return to earth that he asked the Almighty about it. God for his righteousness allowed him to live on. However, before lowering him to the ground, he gave him three chests with gifts, with the words: "Do not open them until you come home." After these words, God brought him down to earth.

This man walked home, and curiosity got the better of it. So he opened the first chest, and from there joy flew out and quickly flew away. He opened the second gift and saw love, which also suddenly fled. The man did not want to risk it a third time. He wrapped his arms around his chest and quickly walked home with it. Soon he came to his land, went into the house, closed the door tightly and only then dared to open the third chest. There was also hope, which began to live in the same house and help its owner in everything. So let's drink to our newlyweds so that they never lose their joy, hold tight to love and live with hope.

Toast to men

What kind of holidays are held without strong, dexterous, intelligent defenders? Of course, these are men who also love it when beautiful words are spoken in their honor at the festive table. For this, there are Georgian toasts:

Even in the old days, the vine was planted only when a daughter was born in the family. If a son appeared, an oak tree was planted next to the house. So let's drink to the fact that in each garden there will grow as many strong and strong oaks as possible, and the vineyards will bear fruit every year.
One day the hammered horseman turned out to be with two girls at the same time. They were different. One is blonde, the other is brunette. For some time he talked with the young ladies and noticed that they are completely different. One of them asked: "Which girls do you like best: brunettes or blondes?" To this the horseman answered briefly: "Yes." Why do you think he answered that way? That's right, because he was a real man who didn't want to offend a girl.So let's drink to those wonderful qualities that only real men have.

These Georgian toasts are positive and entertaining. However, remember that they cannot be told one after the other, so as not to get bored with the guests. You should always take small breaks between toasts.

Toast to parents

When congratulating the birthday man, they always say nice words to him. However, in many countries, including Georgia, parents are not forgotten. After all, it was they who gave birth to the birthday boy. We suggest you read a Georgian toast for his birthday, which is intended not only for the hero of the occasion, but also for his father and mother:

Two friends are talking. One says: “When my husband Goga does not communicate well with me, and I don’t see respect from him, then I promise him to go to my beloved parents in the village. The husband immediately changes and becomes kinder. " Another woman adds: “And in case of disrespect from my husband, I threaten him that I will bring my parents to live with us. That's when my Vano becomes not only kinder, but also the most affectionate in the world. " So let's drink to the fact that our parents are with us now. We are always glad to see them, and especially today, at our festive table.

Conclusion

In the Caucasus, a holiday is never complete without toasts. After all, it is very important for them to drink at least a glass of wine and wish the hero of the occasion all the best. All Georgian toasts are very similar to fables, legends, stories or fairy tales. That is why it will be interesting for each guest to get distracted and listen to another congratulation, which will help to reflect on life.

Beautiful Georgian toasts for birthday, wedding, anniversary
Often, at any holiday, they say not only lyrical and beautiful congratulations in verse, but also toasts. They can be funny, humorous, or life-like with meaning. In this article, Georgian toasts will be presented to your attention, which are ideal for a friendly feast. They bring a lot of laughter and joy to the guests. And they also teach those present worldly wisdom.

The countries of the East have been famous since ancient times for their hospitality, broad nature and love for lavish feasts and holidays. A wedding is a holiday of love, when there is an opportunity to say good words and wish happiness and health to a young family. You can read more about how to make a good toast in the articles "" and "". Eastern toast is a special kind of eloquence, it complements and sets off the taste of good wine. In the Kazakh and Caucasian toasts for the wedding, in the Tatar and Armenian, all the life wisdom of the people, their experience were embodied. Toasts-parables have been perfected for centuries, therefore they are examples of lyrical oral folk art. Let us and we scoop up from the ancient treasury of oriental wedding toasts.

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Kazakh wedding toasts

Kazakh wedding toasts amaze the listener (especially not too sophisticated) with their scope. The duration of the speech can exceed half an hour. Some weddings even offer special awards for the shortest toast. And of course, everyone should speak out (do not forget that in Kazakhstan there are rarely weddings less than 100 people).

Well, kindred relatives,
I am good for you today.

I'll show everyone to my daughter-in-law
I won't leave without a gift.

Here, my dear bride,
The father-in-law is sitting next to you

See how many people
He collected it at your wedding.

He rode the steppe to the edge
I gathered everyone for your wedding.

This day he has been waiting for a long time
And he did everything as he dreamed.

A star flashes on his chest
Bow down to him to the ground.

Caucasian wedding toasts

The Caucasus is considered the birthplace of toasts, but how different the representatives of the Caucasian peoples are, their table speeches are so different.

Georgian wedding toasts

Georgian wedding toasts - an epic in miniature. This is a set of rules of conduct for a young family: to love and respect each other, to honor parents, to respect the laws and traditions of the country. Most often in Georgia, there are prose toast-stories, for example, the following:

A quiet and modest young Georgian fell head over heels in love with a beauty. In the evenings, he could stand for hours under her house, just to catch a glimpse of a girl dear to his heart. One day a woman came out of the house. She looked sternly at the young man and asked:

Who are you waiting for, why are you standing under our doors?
“Your daughter,” he stammered.
- Then you definitely have nothing to stand here, go away! - said the girl's mother. “You don’t fit our daughter.
- Why? - the guy whispered in confusion.
“Once I didn’t come on a date to my father, when he was just courting me,” the happy mother and wife began to remember.
- He made his way into our house through the window, closed my dad in one of the rooms, found me and said: we will get married right now! This is how a real man should be, this is how our future son-in-law should be.

Let's drink to real men who boldly and persistently seek the hand and heart of their beloved. And then they anxiously take care of her all their lives, like our fiancé!

By the will of evil fate, two luxurious roses ended up in the desert. There they wandered for a long time under the scorching sun in search of a healing oasis. When they found him and asked for help, he slyly answered them:

Well, I can give you drink, heal, restore your former luxurious beauty, but first I want to enjoy your beautiful body ...

One rose refused such healing. She dried up after a few days. The second one decided to agree and, without hesitation for a long time, gave herself up to the stream. After that, she blossomed even more magnificently than ever in a single life.

So let us drink to the imperishable union of a man and a woman who cannot live without each other just like a rose and a stream! To our newlyweds, who feed each other with great mutual love!

Armenian toasts for a wedding

Armenian toasts are parables. They tell stories about eternal values, about good and evil, and end with the traditional parting words to the bride and groom.

Belief says that parents of love are eyes and heart! I raise this glass so that the hearts of our young people would glow, and their eyes would be sharp-sighted for many years. For the eternal ability to love, let's drink to the bottom!

An eagle with an eagle and little eagles lived high in the mountains. Once, returning from a hunt, the eagle decided to test its eagle, check how brave she is, how she protects the nest, eagles from strangers. He put on a tiger skin and began to slowly get to the nest. The eagle, seeing the tiger creeping to the nest, boldly rushed at him. Wah, how she pecked him, beat him with her wings, and tore with her claws! And without even letting her come to her senses, she threw it to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.

So let's drink to brave women and to the fact that in whatever form the husband comes home, his wife would always recognize him!

The young man fell in love with one girl and decided to marry her. And she says: "I will marry you if you fulfill a hundred of my desires." The young man began to fulfill the girl's wishes. At first, she made him climb the rock without a single ledge and jump down. The young man jumped down and broke his leg. Then she told him to walk and not limp. The young man did it too. The next task was to swim across the river and not get your hands wet. Then - stop the enraged horse and put him on his knees. Then - to chop the apple on her chest and at the same time not injure her ... So one after another the young man fulfilled 99 desires of his beloved. There is only one thing left. Then the girl says: "Forget your father and your mother." Without thinking twice, the young man jumped on his horse and was like that.

This toast is for you newlyweds to never forget those who gave you life! For your parents!

Dagestan toasts for a wedding

Dagestan toasts are distinguished by their brevity and poetry, they are often clothed in poetic form.

Whipped by the winds of life more than once,
A married person is not a groom for a long time.
I believe - opinion about us
Everything does not depend on us, but on them.

The mountaineers have a parable: a handsome guy lived,
But he was poor, And the rich people of the village often laughed
Over his poverty. But then I saw him and regretted it somehow
A beauty from this village.

And she announced to all her fellow villagers,
What will make it in their village
Not a poor man, but the first person.
Mother in tears: "Oh, why are we a fool in sons-in-law?"

The father shouts: "Come to your senses, daughter!"
But the girl managed to calm
Her parents and got married
For this handsome poor man

For this handsome Ahmed.
And it became so: goes to the godekan
Ahmed her - she runs forward
And the chair carries, and a soft pillow.

He will come to the godekan, he will prepare everything
And he says: "Sit down here, Ahmed!"
And how, it happened, suddenly in their village
Difficulty will arise or what question

And people go to her to ask for advice,
She says to them: “Not with me, no, no,
And you have to take advice from Ahmed. Ask Ahmed.
My Ahmed

A wise man will be able to give an answer to everything ”.
Well, people see like his wife
And he cherishes his opinion, and appreciates,
From those days they themselves began to respect

Once a poor guy - Ahmed.
Now, when they walked towards him,
The villagers were the first to pull their hands,
And the same age gave way,

When he came up for something.
My toast to the wives, - Not only at this hour
For you - lovely, lovely, dear!
For them to appreciate us
And lifted us up in the eyes of others!

The sages say: “So get used to working,
As if you live forever, and all those fruits,
What will you have time to create - palaces and gardens -
Everything will be useful to you during your life. "

The sages say: “So fill with work,
As if you are at the dying line,
And what you didn't do today, remember
You will never have time to do it already. "

I raise a glass for good advice
The newlyweds lived all the years in a row.
And they would be able to work as about this
Wise men speak in their sayings.

You, my daughter, are leaving for a stranger's house.
And each house is a power in itself.
There is only one king who has the right
To be a king is your husband, your chosen one.

Be obedient to him.
Be able to mitigate his vices.
Don't darken your face.
And remember, daughter, that on that road
Where the ideal is sought, there is no end.

Tatar wedding toasts

Tatar toasts are capacious and laconic, they embody the wisdom of the people and a sincere wish for well-being. The toast must be pronounced with expression, because it is a work of art. We provide translations of Tatar wedding toast poems.

Joining like two nightingales
How did you connect?
Both became a couple
How did you find each other?

There are only apples on the apple
There are only leaves on the tree.
Like a star Venus
Live only shining.

Like a pair of doves cooing
Live together.
You are the right couple
Do not part in life.

eats vodka, glasses too. gnazinc

Kenatsd Anush, Anushi Tsotsum

There is a small break between the first and second!
* * * * *
It's been a month over the mountain, so let's take a second!
* * * * *
In order not to get sick children, it is necessary to drink a third!
* * * * *
The President issued a decree - everyone has a drink for the fourth time!
* * * * *
Dear friends!
You will have as much health as your mothers wish you!
May you have as much power as your wives want!
And when you stay late in the evening "at work", only what your wives think happens, but in no case what your mothers think!
* * * * *
The proud horseman fell in love with the beauty.
“If you refuse me,” he told her, “I will die.
She refused. He took it and died ... though eighty years later.
Girls remember: refusing a man - you kill him!
Let's drink to the fact that real beauties never refuse real horsemen!
* * * * *
In one mountaineer, two out of four sheep were killed by lightning.
- Yes! Not sweet to you, - the neighbor sympathized.
- From what? God Himself is my brother now, he divided the cattle with me in half, - answered the cheerful mountaineer.
Let us drink, friends, to optimism that helps us survive in any situations!
* * * * *
One day a bee asked a snake:
- Why, when I bite - I die, and when you bite - the bitten one dies?
The snake answered her:
- Because my bite is professional.
Let's drink to the professionals in their field!
* * * * *
A real horseman gets out of bed to rest.
So let's drink to real men !!!
* * * * *
The lions have a new trainer in the circus.
- Well, and how, did you like this trainer? - asks one lion to the other.
“I don’t know yet,” the other replied, “we’ll chew and see!
And you and I have already chewed and found out everything. I propose to drink to an excellent hostess and a wonderful table!
* * * * *
A very wise man said:
- I lost money - I didn’t lose anything.
I lost my health - I lost half.
Lost honor - lost everything.
Let us drink so that we never, under any circumstances, lose the most precious thing that we have - our honor!
* * * * *
Guys, do you know what girls always tell me?
- No!
- How do you know?
Let's drink to the fact that women always tell us only: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!
* * * * *
The ant, after drinking, woke up in the morning under the tank said:
- Look, what prey I brought yesterday! A sober one would never have carried it.
I propose to drink to our hidden possibilities!
* * * * *
When life kicks in the ass, people act like some animals:
1. Hares - die.
2. Elephants are calm and invulnerable.
3. Birds - they grow wings.
Let's drink to our bad luck streak!
* * * * *
I want to propose a toast to the fact that this table never becomes scarce, that it burst and even sag from the weight of wines and dishes, and so that such cheerful, good and happy people would always sit around it, as it is now!
* * * * *
Let's drink so that we have as much grief as there are drops in our glasses.
* * * * *
The wise man said:
- If you can't, but you really want to, then - you can.
Let's drink to "you can"!
* * * * *
Once, God took the sunlight, the brooding moonlight, the harmony of the chamois, the gentleness of the dove, the beauty of the snow-white swan, the breath of the breeze, the lightness of fluff, the talkativeness of the magpie, the singing of the nightingale, streams of rain, thunder and lightning. I mixed everything, and it turned out ... a woman. God breathed life into her and gave her to Adam:
- Take it - enjoy and suffer!
So let's drink to this magic mixture! For beautiful women !!!
* * * * *
A man remains a man as long as he loves.
A woman remains a woman as long as she is loved.
So let's drink to love and our eternal youth! So that we love and be always loved!
* * * * *
We all know the old truth:
- A true friend is known in misfortune.
So let's drink so that we never have to test our friendship!
* * * * *
Let's drink to wives and mistresses, and to the fact that they never meet !!!
* * * * *
Let us have a drink so that we have everything, and we have nothing for it!
* * * * *
Scientists have recently made a discovery. It turns out that the mountain did not go to Mohammed, due to the fact that Mohammed had nothing to drink.
Let's drink to the fact that we always have something to drink and for friends to come to our house more often!
* * * * *
One wise man said:
A woman is a creature that creates a lot of trouble and inconvenience for a man as a reward for those little joys that she sometimes gives him.
Let's drink to the joys of life!
* * * * *
Once two friends met. One says to the other:
- Imagine, I showed up home last night, all smeared with lipstick!
- Yes, I can imagine how you got it from your wife!
- And do not say! Completely tortured. She shouts all the time: "I want the same! I want the same !!!"
I suggest a drink to the fulfillment of all desires!
* * * * *
Let's drink to the fact that money attacked us and we could not fight it off!
* * * * *
Let's drink to you and me and to the devil with them!
* * * * *
Well, again, there is no reason not to drink!
* * * * *
Let's have a drink, friend, while we're here
They won't give it in the next world.
Even if they give it,
We'll have a drink there and we'll have a drink here.
* * * * *
A black man crawls across the desert, dying of thirst, and, suddenly, finds an old bottle. Opened - from there the genie:
“My lord, I will grant any three of your wishes.
- So ... I want a lot cold water... I want a lot of women and ... and ... I want to become white!
- No problem, - said the genie, and ... the black man became a white toilet bowl in the women's toilet.
“I want to be black again,” the Negro begged.
- Okay, it will be so - said the genie - and ... turned off the water in the toilet.
So let's drink to the fact that there are good gins at this table, fulfilling all our desires.

* * * * *
Polar night. A lost, frostbitten traveler, barely trudges along the tundra, from his last strength he calls for help:
- Liu-yu-di-i!
A Chukchi in a hotly heated chum, hearing screams, pours himself some hot tea, lights a pipe and grins:
- As the city, so the Chukchi, as the tundra - so "lyu-u-di".

Let's drink to the fact that always, under any circumstances, those sitting at this table remain real people
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There is little better for the righteous than the abundance of the wicked.

When going to a wedding to the Armenians, it is necessary to prepare in advance a sincere and sincere congratulation for the newlyweds. Well-chosen words of toasts will be able to touch, cheer or make you think about the future. In order for the Armenian wedding to be remembered for a long time, it is necessary to approach with all responsibility the choice of wishes for the bride and groom. If you choose the right Armenian toasts for a wedding, then you will be able to convey all the positive feelings and emotions that you planned to tell your loved ones. Such wishes will become a real decoration for the celebration.

Cool toasts for a wedding in Armenian style

The gala evening of a significant event should be full of sincere toasts and congratulations. If you are planning to impress the guests present with a unique and dazzling speech, then you must use Armenian wedding toasts. Each such wish is a short or long parable that can convey good nature, sincerity and humor to all guests present.

When picking up Armenian toasts for the upcoming wedding, you should also learn how to tell them fascinatingly. A wish expressed in an Armenian accent can push even a non-drinking guest to drink. Therefore, before making a toast at a wedding, first learn the words and practice speaking in front of the mirror. But if you cannot decide which congratulation to choose, then we suggest using the presented examples of Armenian toasts.

Armenian toast from friends about a young family

Once it happened that a poor but kind guy fell in love with a beautiful but rich girl. The parents of the future bride were against such a wedding and forbade their daughter even to look towards the hopeless young man. After that, the unfortunate guy had to turn to God for help in this grief. This is how the Armenian epic appeared. But, not paying attention to the blessing of the Almighty, the father of his beloved took his sharp, long knife and decided to kill the poor young man. This is how the Armenian tragedy appeared. Meanwhile, the girl's father saw a young man in the distance, ran up to him, snatching a dagger.

But a miracle happened, and the sharp blade of the knife pierced not the guy, but the container with wine on the back of the animal, which the young man was leading to the watering hole. This is how the Armenian martial art appeared. The father, seeing the wine flowing out, decided to drink under flowering almonds along with the future. And embracing, they sang a song. This is how Armenian folklore appeared. After a while, passers-by saw the young man and brought the joyful news to the young beauty, who was looking forward to her father's indulgence. This is how the Armenian radio appeared.

We offer to drink a glass of wine so that all the guests present become witnesses of how the Armenian family appeared!

Armenian toast from the uncle of the bride

High, high in the mountains, where the moonlight gently embraces the peaks of the mountains, a beautiful flower grew. His beauty was breathtaking, and the smell made everyone's heart tremble. So let's raise a glass to our flower - a beautiful bride, whose spell has driven millions of men crazy. But on this day, she went to one lucky man who forever stole the heart and soul of this beauty. Let's drink to the bottom for the bride and groom!

Armenian toast from friends for the groom

The parents had an only son, whom they did not refuse in anything. The boy grew up sociable, kind, so he had many friends. When he turned 18, he met a beautiful and unique girl. After a while, the young man decided to marry. When it came time to invite friends, the guy's father offered to help. He said that he would independently call everyone with whom his son was friends. The young man agreed.

When the wedding day came, the parental house was filled with the boy's relatives. But the young man was surprised by the fact that not a single close friend came to the wedding. The frustrated guy approached his father for an explanation. The old horseman replied: “All your friends have received invitations. But on the postcards, I wrote a request for help. Here you can see what came of it. " So let's raise our glasses to the faithful friends who gathered at the wedding to congratulate and support the groom on a crucial day.

Armenian toast from parents for newlyweds

Three brothers lived in a high-mountainous village. The youngest was 40 years old, but he looked like a decrepit old man. The middle brother at 50 was left without a single tooth. And the eldest was 70 years old, but his health was envied by those around him. The younger brothers decided to find out what the secret of such youth is. The old man gladly received guests at his house. And when the brothers came, he asked his wife to cook treats. “Darling, don't forget to bring the best watermelon,” the owner ordered. When the woman brought the watermelon, the old man cut it open and said: "This fruit does not fit, carry another."

Six times the owner sent his wife for a new watermelon. He liked the last option and was pleased with the woman's choice. When the meal came to an end, the guests asked the old man: "What is the secret of your youth and excellent health?" The owner replied: “Have you seen how my wife obeyed me, fulfilling my desires? But at the same time, neither she nor I felt irritated. My wife and I have been living in harmony and peace for many years. This is the secret of my appearance. " In this toast, let us wish the newlyweds eternal peace, youth, harmony, mutual understanding!

Armenian toast from friends

One day the gods decided to create a woman. They took the bright sunlight, warm sea breeze, the slenderness of a siren, the talkativeness of a magpie, the beautiful voice of a nightingale, raindrops, the beauty of a snow-white swan, brooding moonlight. We added a bit of thunder and a spark of lightning to the image. All components were combined, mixed and got a woman. After that, the gods decided to give it to the man: "Take it and enjoy." So let's drink to the magic and mysterious mixture that lurks in every woman! This toast to the beautiful ladies!

Armenian toast to love

Several hundred years ago, in a mountain village, a young couple decided to exchange rings. To do this, they climbed a high mountain, but the groom became agitated and dropped the ring into a deep gorge. The young guy decided to get his wedding rings on his own, and ordered his bride to stay put and wait for her return. Many years have passed since then.

When the groom returned, he saw a wrinkled old woman instead of a beautiful lover. But such changes did not frighten the young man. Without looking away, he walked over to the woman and put the wedding ring on her hand. The old woman instantly turned into a young, beautiful bride. So let's raise our glasses to the healing power of love! This toast is for our newlyweds to pass all life trials with dignity!

Video: real wedding Armenian toast

If you are planning to surprise the guests present with a long and storyline congratulation for the groom, then we recommend using the toast presented in the video below. With the help of this plot, you can feel the full flavor of Armenian wishes addressed to close friends. Such an original toast will cause a storm of positive emotions from all the guests present.

Armenian toasts will be able to decorate any wedding feast. With the help of long and beautiful congratulations, you can surprise everyone present. But if you prefer to address the newlyweds with a few kind, but significant words, then we suggest learning short wedding toasts in prose or poetry for this. Say congratulations from the bottom of your heart, and you will surprise the young family with interesting, extraordinary wishes on their wedding day.

The history of the origin of the word "toast"
Toast is an English word and refers to a lightly toasted slice of bread. In the old days, the inhabitants of the British Isles, before drinking wine or any stronger drink, dipped a slice of bread toasted on a fire into it so that the drink also absorbed the bread flavor. Subsequently, the tradition of dipping bread in wine was forgotten, but another one arose: to make a toast before drinking wine.
The custom of clinking glasses appeared in those distant times when it was not considered a serious sin to pour poison into the glasses of guests or neighbors at the table. Therefore, to assure the guests of his peacefulness, the owner not only poured a little wine into his glass and drank it, but all the guests during the feast repeatedly "exchanged wine", that is, poured from their glass into the neighbor's glass, and then symbolically connected glasses - clinked glasses.
At the present time, the threat of poisoning is not so urgent, but the clinking process can complicate the course of the feast, especially if there is a person who wants to "combine" his glass with the glasses of all the numerous guests.
In any case, when clinking glasses, do not stretch your hand far across the table; the man should hold his glass below the woman's glass.

Toast Congratulations

We do not curse our perverse fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once "plowed" her!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Success to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Day of the Armed Forces!

We praise those who did not cry
From my pain,
But I didn't hide my tears
On the graves of friends
Of those who were a man
Not in words
I did not celebrate a coward,
Sitting in the bushes
Those best
Sons of humanity,
Those who are on guard of the Fatherland!

To you real men
We wish you great strength ...
So that with this power
You defended Peace and quiet!
We will be happy and twice as calm
When guys are like that next to us ...
So be and you are twice as happy,
Our knights are dear.

My congratulations - not an empty sound!
My congratulations are holy!
It is for you - our former hero,
Our defender is in the form of a soldier!
And may the conquered world keep
Your holy serenity
And may all people, the whole world give you:
Love, gratitude and tenderness!

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With them, the lamps shine brighter!
And the dishes on the festive table are countless.
They are a joy to us and our children.
Thank you, men, that you are.

If you are standing in the ranks
Remember your homeland,
Remember: you are a son and a soldier.
They always look at you
Our keen eyes
Our kind hearts.
And the answer to everything is -
More expensive than our Motherland
Not in the world !!! Happy Holidays!
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There is no reason to call women the weaker sex -
Among us are talents, warriors, minds,
But if there was no man next to us
Could we reach our heights?

Let me wish you with a smile and a joke:
Always stay attentive, empathetic.
May work be a pleasant burden for you
We wish you health and good life!

We congratulate you today
Happy International Women's Day,
We dedicate our poems to you,
We place articles in newspapers
And we sing love songs.

***
May you have been praised for a long time
Shakespeare, Pushkin, Tolstoy,
Sonnets are written as before
And poets do not sleep at night,
Building bridges to loved ones.

Oh Women!
I love you without memory
And I can not, admit, resist
When you knock me down with a smile,
And I am ready to love you and suffer.

***
Let the adversity of life fly by
Let the blood play like a stream in the spring!
I wish you to be always loved
And feel love in any years.

***
Let the storms and bad weather disappear,
Let them disappear forever into the shadows.
We wish you only happiness
On your kindest, brightest day!

Let the heart beat drops to the beat
Let the blizzards sink into the past
And let in spring round dances
The heart will forget about adversity.

***
May this day be happy
And all dreams come true.
Let the sun shine on you everywhere
And the flowers are smiling.

***
We wish you a lot of love and happiness,
So that there is no reason for sadness!
Let them say that this is all from God,
And I think - more from men!

I wish you happiness and love.
They are more valuable than all the gifts.
And may all dreams come true
On a beautiful day - MARCH 8!

I wish you many, many happiness,
A bouquet of joyful smiles,
Friends, healthy and cheerful,
Luck in life, long years,
And to spite everyone's troubles
Lived, loved and lucky

Lovely women are omnipresent
And always, somewhere and carrying something,
May the native land give you strength,
And men will give love.

I wish you everything that life is rich in:
Health, happiness, long years,
May this holiday be the day of March 8 -
Will leave a good mark in my soul!

happy birthday (professional)

We wish you a life without torment,
Don't worry for no reason
Always have a cheerful look
Never know where what hurts.

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Be happy - even though it will be difficult sometimes,
Be loved (s) - love always saves us,
Be a good fellow - hold on in any conditions,
After all, whatever it is, this life is beautiful.
***
Let the soul do not know the cold
Like a clear day, like a garden in bloom.
May the heart be forever young
Crowning kindness with kindness.
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Be healthy and lucky without measure!
We wish you success, light faith,
And let you be a guiding star
Life lights up brightly and always.
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We wish you health, love and warmth,
So that life is interesting and long,
So that there is comfort in the house, love and advice,
So that the house is protected from grief and troubles.
***
Let the years rush in succession
Bypassing all the bad weather
We wish you with all our hearts
Love, health, happiness.
***
We wish you a lot of happiness
Defeat bad weather.
Live for many years like in a fairy tale,
In full health and affection!

What to wish you? Wealth? Good luck?

Everyone wants their own from life ...

And we just wish you happiness

So that there was a little, but everything!

***
We wish you happiness and health,
Smiles, cheerfulness and strength,
So that every day of ordinary life
Only brought joy!
***
May God give you wisdom in decisions
And the multiplication of the best qualities,
Great relationship with children
And understanding their eccentricities.
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Let your youth not wane
And with her - love and kindness.
May they be an eternal guest in your house
Peace and happiness, peace and warmth!
***
May this day
The sun shines brighter for you
Flowers fall under your feet like a carpet
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good.
***
So that always under a lucky star
Fate led you along the road.
In the house so that a full-flowing river
Life flowed calmly and peacefully,
Let only friends visit your house,
Bad weather bypasses
From the bottom of our hearts we wish you well,
Long life, health and happiness!
***
I wish to forget about illness, adversity,
To be healthy for many years to come
So that people give you joy in full,
So that peace and spring reign in the heart!
***
Long years and good health,
Youth, strength, beauty!
May always - not only on birthday -
Cherished dreams come true.
***
Birthday is a wonderful date
It doesn't matter that years go by.
Life is so bright and beautiful
That you should never be sad.
***
We wish you health for years to come,
May all the sorrows, adversities go a mile,
May your eyes sparkle with joy, happiness,
And only a tear sparkles from laughter.

Short toast

And what am I talking about? Isn't it time for us to eat? It's time!
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African toast: Let's drink to women in whose shadow we feel good!
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God once said: "And drink that day!" But he didn’t say which one. So we will drink every day so as not to miss that day!
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Let us be frugal at the lower level, in order to be wasteful at the higher level. For the joy of the spirit!
***
Be healthy for a hundred centuries!

There is a correct thought in the Bible: what is taken is lost, what is given is all yours. Let's give our hearts to each other!
***
There is sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain, isn't it time to go one at a time!
***
Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies!
***
Vodka is an abomination, vodka is poison! But a hundred grams won't hurt!
***
Is this how I feel right now? I feel like surfAvili got a salary and got a bonus, and that's why I drink for you!

You left with a straight gait, dissolving into the fog of days. Let's drink from grief ... where is the vodka? The heart will be more cheerful!
***
Let's pour over a word consisting of three letters. Men protect him, women adore him, children write on the walls. So let's drink to PEACE !!!
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Let's drink dry to the power of our spirit!
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Let's drink to the fun and divine sense of spiritual kinship at this evening!
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Let's drink to wives and mistresses so that they never meet!
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Let's drink to the slow flow of fast-flowing life!
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Let's drink to you and me - to hell with them!
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Let's drink to a pleasant pastime!
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Let's drink to now!
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Let's drink to those who think about everyone, not only about themselves, not only for their joy, but also a little for others!

Let's drink to those on board. Whoever is overboard will get drunk himself.
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Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!
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Let's drink to have gunpowder in the flask!
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Let's drink to the fact that reality is not so harsh and rough!
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Let's drink to our life rushing in joy, music and communication!
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Let's have a drink to share any mood with!
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Let's drink to not inflict hurt and suffering on others!
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Let's drink to make wine and vodka bottles more expensive!
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Let's drink so that the tables are not empty, the words are not empty, the hearts are not empty and that what is in them is wonderful!
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Let's drink to so that we have everything and we have nothing for it!

Let's drink to our friends going to banquets and our enemies on crutches!
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Let's drink to die peacefully, in a dream, like my grandfather, and not in fear and with screams of horror ... like his passengers!
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Let's drink to the fact that if all the stumbling blocks are encountered on our way, then only on the sidelines!
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Let's drink, as the great Einstein said, relatively little !!!
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God forbid - not the last! And if the latter - then God forbid!
***
The day was not in vain. Let us have a drink so that the evening too ...
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What is man created for? For eternal desires. For always wanting and fulfilling!
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Will you accept a soul? No ?! Well then move over!
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Her soul is like a flower, she always blooms. Let's have a glass of wine to N.!
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Christmas trees, needles, if not a glass of drink!

Wedding toasts

May the sun, peace, love and children
You will be happy!
Live in peace and harmony
Before your wedding is golden!
Let the sun shine only for you
Flowers grow for you
The whole world and the sun at your feet -
You have become a family.

I will say a toast in the words of Pythagoras: "Prudent wife! If you want your husband to spend time with you, then take care that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness anywhere else." I suggest you raise your glasses and drink to it!
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Dear newlyweds! I sincerely wish you to celebrate at least ten more weddings in your life: paper - in a year, glass - in two years, aged - in three years, chintz - in five years, bronze - in ten years, porcelain - in fifteen, crystal - in twenty, silver - in twenty-five, gold - in fifty, diamond - in seventy-five years. And I also wish that all today's guests will certainly be present at all these weddings. Let's drink to the fulfillment of this desire and the happiness of the young!
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Dear newlyweds! I will begin my toast with the words of the great Spaniard Cervantes: "In my presence, the same comedy was thrown with stones in Madrid and showered with flowers in Toledo; do not let the first failure confuse you." Let's drink to your resilience in the face of possible small and large failures in your life together. Never regret the past, do not be afraid of the future, and always rejoice in the present!
***
To live to see the silver wedding, you need to have the golden character of the wife and the iron restraint of the husband. Let's drink to a wonderful alloy, to the flourishing of our domestic metallurgy!
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Dear young! As Bernard Shaw said: "A polite man should treat his wife the same as any stranger, only ten times more polite." Therefore, I raise a glass to ensure that you are always a polite person!
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I wish the young couple to live up to the golden wedding in health and fidelity, in love and tenderness. And, sharing the joys and sorrows, always be the most devoted friend for each other. And may the union be happy, faithful will always be an example for us. Bitterly!
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Night found the three pilgrims on the road, and they decided to ask to spend the night in the first house they came across. They knocked, the owner opened for them and asked:
- Who are you?
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in, master, to spend the night.
- Unfortunately, I only have one free seat. I'll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in. The sick mother said: "Let Health in." The young daughter asked to let Love in, and the wife asked Wealth. They argued for a long time, and the travelers, tired of waiting, went to look for a lodging for the night further. Friends! So let's drink to ensure that there is always a place for Health, Love and Wealth in your home!
***
One married couple lived to see the diamond wedding, and all the years they lived, the couple were happy. When they were asked what the secret of their family happiness was, they answered:
- The whole secret is in the single bed. She has been with us for the entire seventy years. So let's drink to a single matrimonial bed!
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In the XVIII century. German philosopher Georg Christoph Lichtenberg wrote: “There is a state (at least not very rare for me) when the presence and absence of a loved one is equally difficult to endure; in any case, in his presence one does not experience the pleasure that one would expect, suffering from his absence. " I propose a toast for our newlyweds to have such a "state" much less often than a famous philosopher, and even better if it never happens at all!
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As the famous Madame de Stael said: "He who truly loves is not jealous. The main essence of love is trust. Take away trust from love - you take away from it the consciousness of its own strength and duration, all its bright side - therefore, all its greatness." Friends! Let's raise our glasses to the trust between spouses - the basis of family well-being!

Armenian toasts

There is a concert in a huge hall.
The presenter speaks loudly to the audience:
- Are there married couples in the hall who have been married for only one day? Let them take the stage!
One such pair was found.
- Are you married for one day? - asks the host.
- Yes, - the newlyweds answer.
- Then just one question: what are you doing here?
Our married couple took place a few hours ago. So that they are not asked the same question, let's disperse! They need to be alone!
For the young.

Armenian radio is asked:
- What will happen if an Armenian sues a Jew?
- The prosecutor will receive 10 years.
So let's drink to not being judged and not being judged.

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The bull complained to the donkey:
- I was disappointed in cows: lazy, fat, stupid ...
- Perhaps, I, too, will be disappointed in the cows, - answered the donkey.
- Why are you? - the bull was surprised.
- You see, if I am disappointed in people, I will get along the ridge, and if in cows, then it is quite safe ...
Friends, I propose to drink so that we are never disappointed in people.

At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving along a narrow road. On the left is a high-high mountain. The right is a steep-harsh abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrifying old woman. Whom are you going to crush?
- Of course, the old woman.
- Fool ... You need to push the brake.
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake.

Armenian toasts

The warm group of Georgians drinks, toasts in a circle. One gets up:
- I want to drink to our Dato! This is a real man: he can drink three horns of wine in a row and love three women!
Second:
- I want to drink to our Gogi - this is a real man: he can drink ten horns of wine in a row and love ten women!
A third gets up, mournfully looking at the floor:
- And I propose to drink to Vladimir Ilyich Lenin ... I don’t know how much he could drink wine, and I don’t know if he could love women, but only a Real man could SO avenge the death of his older brother!
So let's drink to real men!

Once an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he had a beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her off. He summoned the horsemen and said to them the following speech: “The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that neither one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, that one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will blush. And then the first horseman came out. He was brave, dexterous, and clever, but one small grain of sand fell from under his foot - and his old father got rid of it. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought a mountain ram to his feet, an old man's father, and began to slaughter him, a ram, in the sense, his throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the old man's snow-white robe, and the second horseman fell, stabbed to death, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old man father, surgically cut open his throat, the ram, without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old man. But his old father also got sick of him. The beauties' daughter screamed in horror: - Pastoral, athec! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you stab him? And the old man father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to a good and warm company!

The Georgian ended up in Siberia in winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and swears:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! He put on two fur coats, and the flock, as in shorts !!! ..
You gave me such a warm welcome that I should just scold your edges: "Your mother, damn S-byr! I am sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but as if I have put on two fur coats! .." Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

He was a quiet and reserved youth. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a woman appeared in front of him, casting a stern look at him. - Who are you waiting for here? she asked. "To ... your daughter," he replied in dismay. “In that case, you better get out of here,” she said. “You are in no way suitable for our daughter. When her father was courting me, and I suddenly did not go out on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my father in the room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise our glasses to the brave and dexterous horsemen!

A basketball hoop stood high, high in the mountains. One proud horseman decided to throw a ball at him from above. He ran, jumped high high, straight to the sun, and got burned, so negros and ... basketball appeared.

Armenian cognac on the table,
Cheese sliced and lettuce

Congratulations to everyone!

Children, grandchildren will be happy
Congratulate you now
And a wife in a beautiful dress,
Opens the door again!

Do not be sad that you are celebrating
Far from forty-five
In my heart, youth was preserved,
Your life is wise look.

With your holiday, with the birth in the world, I congratulate a wonderful, bright, good and kind man! Be close to your children and grandchildren Open your heart to the world and forget about sorrows May everyone always find in you a share of understanding, participation and sympathy.

And today we sincerely wish:

And tenderness and inspiration,

Everything that I can wish you an elderly man I sincerely wish you all the best I congratulate you, be always attentive and always so positive there are not many like you in the world, always remain the soul of the company, we wish you a lot of glory and great love to you!

Happy holiday, I congratulate you.
I wish you more joy in life.
You stay brave and kind
And smile more often to the world.

Swan flock somewhere
Years fly away from life
And there will be no more return for them,
They can never be repeated.
May congratulations sound today
There are so many of them that it will last for a century.
So live without aging in soul,
Our beloved, dear person!

May you have abundant happiness
To make your life beautiful
Health and good luck
Lots of happiness and health
May joy and luck be with you

To meet together next to
I wish you a lot of happiness in life
Health without him, alas, in any way
Cheese sliced and lettuce
The whole family is waiting for you to visit,
Children, grandchildren will be happy
And a wife in a beautiful dress,
Do not be sad that you are celebrating
In my heart, youth was preserved,
That sparkles and glitters
"Dazzling to look at"!
Days are flying fast
Let's wish you a lot of money
Lots of happiness, meeting with friends
All possible wishes
Always be in great shape
May every day bring joy
Old age will come later.
We give a blessing
You were given life without boredom,
May health and happiness come
Happy birthday, elderly man,
On a beautiful day, on a wonderful anniversary,
Let hundreds of wondrous roses fragrant!

May birthday bring joy
And today we sincerely wish:
Health, happiness, joy, love
So that day after day they are born again and again

Soulful, light joy of the moment!
On the day of the anniversary, everyone is a little sad,
And it's a pity that youth cannot be prolonged
But behind shoulders there is more than one road,
I wish you joy, good luck and warmth
Health - without treatment
Lots of fun things
To caress the heart

Caucasian Wish for Birthday
Somehow the venerable Georgian prince sneezed
- Thousand years of health!
- Then live one hundred and twenty years.

Shit! - the prince got angry again.
The servant got out of patience and said:
- Yes, if it were my will, so die now!
Let's raise our glasses, friends, so that we never become rams.

The mountain peoples of the Caucasus have one good proverb:
"The camel gave birth to a camel - did not hear
and a neighbor. The chicken laid the egg - clucks all over
light. "Let's raise a glass to" our

I wish you bright bright weekdays
Good luck success in conquering heights
More clear days without bad weather

Let love come to you
Never hang your nose
Success - without difficulty
So that you never taste sadness
We wish you happiness and good luck,
And with ease to any task
Reach the heights of your career as soon as possible,
Serve friends in everything by example
And look into the distance with optimism!
Be the coolest and most fashionable,
Be successful and desired!

If there are sometimes!
A bright star is shining!
We are the best man
And we wish you great personal happiness,
So that there is a wonderful spring in my soul!
In a career, only growth is infinite,
Let everything be easy and simple in life,
Let luck go to you by itself
May all misfortunes pass you by
Success and personal happiness
Never know empty doubts
So that there are many joys

I wish you inspiration and strength
So that a successful life is
Success in all harmony in the soul
A lot of tenderness and affection

As a Goddess, you are beautiful!
And you bloom day by day!
A lot - a lot of happiness for you
Joy, love, kindness!
Walk more cheerfully through life
Be loved, be gentle!
Cry less and laugh more
Forget about adversity!

We wish you simple happiness
And quiet earthly joy.
May everyday bad weather you
Always bypassed.
Store carefully as before
There are beautiful features in my soul.
As before, give generously to everyone
Fire of spiritual warmth.

Like a rose with dewdrops
May happiness be tender
Like a turquoise sky
Endless and endless!
And life will be full of warmth
Smiles, admiration,
Adorable, joyful, light
Always like a birthday!

On this Bright Day I wish
Do not be sad, do not lose heart!
Happy birthday congratulations
And I wish you did not know troubles!
May everything in life be smooth
Without sorrows, without barriers,
Will be a gift every day
And the look always shines!

Happy Birthday! I wish you wake up every day with a feeling of happiness and in the best mood. Let health and money by default only multiply, and dreams and desires come true as often as possible, allowing you to rejoice at new victories and always smile.

You are beautiful and fresh
By the very breath of love.
Those who are familiar, it is not in vain
They have been in love with you for a long time
Mila, full of charm
Kind, slim, light, smart
I wish you many, many happiness
So that spring blooms in my soul!

Happy birthday I congratulate you
And I want to wish on this day
So that the star of happiness always shines
And she did not dare to fade away forever.
I wish you health, success,
So that your love is bright
To make people smile at you
And the river of your life was flowing!

I wish you love, charm,
Charm, charm and beauty!
Near generous men, their attention,
So that your dreams come true easily!
To achieve unprecedented success
Smile and have time for everything
And always look stunning
Making hearts flutter!

May Your eyes sparkle with joy,
The smile never leaves the lips.
Be able to, when and difficult. laugh,
To extinguish any ailment with a smile.
Know how to love and wait, and trust people,
Neither anger nor self-interest is not concealing.
Be able to breathe freely, deeply
And happiness, believe, will not bypass You.

On my birthday I want to wish:
Stay the same beautiful
Do not remember sorrows,
Be happy, loved and sweet.
You are as beautiful as sunlight.
Let adversity not touch you.
Dawn comes every morning
Happiness may echo in it!

Happy birthday to you
And I wish you soar with happiness.
I wish you love and health
And jokingly conquer problems.
You are successful, bright, as if
The first ray that looked through the window
There will be many gifts today
But mine is better than others anyway.

Happy birthday to you,
Have fun this day, do not be sad,
I sincerely wish you happiness
And a huge happy love!
May your dreams be winged
And bright days are cloudless
And from this glittering date
All your successes will start!

Beautiful girl, be happy
Let your path be cheerful in life,
Happy birthday, congratulations to you!
May your life always be beautiful!
I wish you good luck and a lot of friends,
Come on, don't frown, look more cheerful!
Stay beautiful like this forever
Never forget your friends and girlfriends!

Happy birthday! Congratulations from the bottom of my heart! I wish you health and happiness, so that luck will accompany you in your life! Always stay who you are. You have a lot of wonderful qualities, take care of them!

On a big day, we are with you again
Let's laugh and cry.
I sincerely congratulate
Happy sweetest day to you.
Demand fate, friend,
To always be happy.
Certainly longed for
And only to live in crazy love.

It's your birthday today
Today you are especially sweet
And we are in a hurry to voice congratulations,
Which you may not have expected!
We want to wish you success the sea,
Smiles, stars and silence of nights
May trouble and grief pass you by
The sadness and darkness of the days gone by!

To your best friend
On her birthday
I wish you all you need -
What requires execution!
I wish you great love
In a career, only advancements,
So that I never know problems
In all matters, you are lucky!

My friend is beautiful, good,
Angelic character, soul,
I trust her all the secrets
I wish you happiness and love.
Happy birthday to you,
I wish you cheerfulness in health from the bottom of my heart,
Let all diseases bypass
I really like to be friends with you.

Fate save you from a serious illness,
From an evil tongue and petty friend,
And the Lord give you, if it is in his power,
Health, long years and many, many happiness!

Let me be without verbosity
Happy birthday to you!
And wish the wagon health
So many, many more times
You accepted congratulations
From relatives and friends.
Love you! Happiness and luck!
Celebrate the centenary!

Birthday - good, bright!
The mood is great!
Everything that gives a smile and happiness
Repeated in life even more often!

May this day be like early morning
Brings bright hopes.
May wishes come true
And all your cherished dreams!

May everything be fine in life
And there will never be tears
Let everything be bright and clear
Even though life is difficult at times.

And on this day so beautiful
I wish you drown in happiness
I wish to forget all the bad weather
And breathe a sigh of tender joy!

I wish you great health,
Live as long as you have enough strength
So that the husband warms with his love
And I carried you in my arms!

Birthday is a great date
I want to congratulate you on the holiday
And wish on your birthday
Success, Joy, Luck
Until your declining years you have.
May life be full
Health, Happiness, Kindness.
May all adversity bypass you
On the far side of life!

May this day be beautiful, clear,
Let happiness never pass by.
May the mood be wonderful
Let your wishes always come true!

So important in any situation
Stay confident in victory
So that it doesn't happen - be yourself,
And even if it's difficult - don't give up!
Let the support of relatives and friends
Will support and help in every matter,
May wishes come true soon
May all goals become achievable!

We wish you health and good luck,
May joy and dream be near
And may of all male moral qualities
Kindness remains the strongest in you.

I wish you a birthday
The days are clear and warm,
Do not let bad thoughts disturb you.
Let your life be
Always beautiful and light
Drive sorrow and sadness from your heart.
Good health to you
And long, long years!

May there be peace in the house
and in the heart - happiness,
May cherished dreams come true
May your life be always beautiful
Full of love, success and beauty!

Just recently you broke into this world
Then you smiled, went, spoke
And now you are no longer a child, but a man,
There is a house, a family, a job and a car.

What can you wish for your birthday?
To always be cheerful, in the mood,
So that everything goes according to plan, dreams come true,
The wife loved, but friends did not betray.

Be happy, in spite of the obstacles,
You should never be sad or despair.
And be healthy, buddy, so that the century
Such a wonderful person lived!

There are more bright, bright days.
Happiness, joy, warmth.
From the fate of great gifts
And the salary to grow!

Let adversity recede
And in love, order reigns.
You are never abandoned
Health, joy and prosperity!

Let them say: life is leaving.
Just don't believe
She does not subside like an ocean
And again joy will knock on the door,
Bad weather never happens forever.
And even if sometimes life is not easy,
And fate is not always obedient to you,
Live beautifully, freely, widely,
Love people lightly and innocently!

Smiles and laughter, not only today
Let there be more than one hundred of them a day
Good luck, success and a lot of luck,
Wishes of all will soon come true.

Strong health and long life,
It doesn't matter where, in Cuba or in Nice.
Inspirational love, close friends of faithful,
Concerns of relatives and all the blessings of the earth!

Happy Birthday
We wish you happiness and health,
Smiles, cheerfulness and strength,
So that every day of ordinary life
Only brought joy!

“So how old is she.
“Indeed, how much. ",
And the woman will wave her hand
And he will say in a chant - light and bitter:
“- Why count in vain? All are mine ",
And after that he will drink to friends who have come
And will emit a high light
There are only birthdays for women.
Women have no birth years!

May this holiday sparkle with joy
Will give carelessness and fun,
Let smiles on your beloved faces
Light up brightly! Happy Birthday!

Live in the world for a long century
Dear, beloved person.
Live without sadness, no pain,
Do not grow old in heart and soul.

I want to wish everything to be great
An excellent amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
On "five" take a break from work on Saturday

Various questions, great solutions
Have a great relationship with your family,
Excellent health, and in personal life
Let everything you have only "excellent"!

More gifts from fate,
On your day, I wish you!
Strong feelings, bright impressions!
Love and happiness! congratulations!

Good luck, health, warmth,
Wealth and self-confidence
Good and loyal friends,
And many sunny days.

Smiles filled with light
And loved ones with good advice.
Riddles and adventures
And vivid living impressions.

Opportunities to be ahead
And strength, so as not to go astray.
Find your happiness faster
Laugh to live more fun.

I wish to forget about illness, adversity,
To be healthy for many years to come
So that people give you joy in full,
So that peace and spring reign in the heart!

We wish you not to be sad
Always carry joy in your heart
Never get sick or grow old
On its further path.

Today is the birthday
We wish execution
Intimate dreams
There are more faithful friends
Health and fun,
Ideas surprisingly
For success to embody them,
And he solved all the problems.
Let there were many worthy deeds
And the road was smooth, without hindrances.

Cool holiday Birthday!
Congratulations, flowers!
Lots of laughter, surprises,
All dreams come true!
May this wonderful holiday
Spring is blooming in my soul!
Let it be clear every day
He always brings joy!

On this wonderful birthday I wish you,
So that loved ones, friends, are a reliable rear
So that they share everything with you in half,
I wish you to be a happy person.

And I also wish love, without it in any way,
So that her crystal spring in her heart does not dry out,
So that you can breathe deeply every day and hour,
So that the angel, your guardian, does not leave you!

Happy Birthday sweetheart
And a wonderful man
My only man,
I want to be yours forever
I will give you with comfort
Your affection and warmth
I will be every minute
Near, misfortune to all evil!

May success and good luck
They walk according to your fate!
You mean a lot to me
I only dream of you!

Birthday celebrates
My only one, beloved!
I sincerely congratulate
A real man!

Be successful, strong, courageous,
Protect our love
Let it be profitable
Do not know defeat!

With all my soul I believe in you
My beloved and dear,
Let's open the doors to happiness
We are with you, dear!

Happy birthday, congratulations
My beloved!
May the Lord protect
With your holy power

The best in the whole world
Faithful man!
Let the summer be eternal in my soul,
And life will be raspberries
Friends respect immensely
And let loved ones appreciate!
I love and adore you
My man is priceless!

Thank you dear to you
For the fact that despite the trouble,
You kept our love
Having invited joy again!

I wish you on your birthday
Let successes fill
The path in your glorious career!
Be responsible and in charge
Strong, brave, fair,
Happy next to me
Affectionate and very gentle!
Good luck will be inevitable!

Dear dear man
You are the perfect reason
To make me happy
To forget about adversity!

I respect you immensely
I love your smile
I appreciate the support and advice,
And a look that is full of happiness and light!

I wish you on your birthday
Success and goodness without edge,
Be me you always love!
We will all win together!

Birthday is my favorite
Celebrates at this hour
Modestly hides its wings
Angelic glare of the eyes!

He is the one and only,
The wisest and most beautiful
With him, my life is made of gray colors
I began to turn into a rainbow,
It's warm and safe with him,
He will protect from grief!
I have a passionate angel
And he will not fly away!

Congratulations to you dear
Happy birthday to you!
You are sincerely happy
You are successful and loved!

I sincerely wish you
Reach any peaks
Let the good shine in your eyes
The character will be indestructible
The aspirations will be strong,
Dreams come true!
I will warm you with love!
Everything will be the way you want!

I raise a glass of champagne
For a loved one today!
I wish him success
May his income grow
May patience and wisdom
Decisions are guided
The heart will be full of happiness
And the look shines with goodness!

Darling, do not give up to troubles
Reach any heights
Smile at me so tenderly
Let love live in us!

Who is dearer than anyone else in the world?
Who is like a fairy from a dream?
I know these answers!
Super mom, it's you!

Happy birthday dear!
Be beautiful as always
And live, not knowing longing!
May the years be good!

Thank you for your courage, courage and strength,
You are a kind man with a beautiful soul!
You are a smart strategist and a wise father
Let me congratulate you at last!

Please accept our congratulations,
A piece of our warmth.
We wish you good health,
Comfort, happiness and kindness.

May happiness be your companion
Will stay forever
And will be there forever
Beloved person!

Happy Birthday
And I wish, as always,
Sea of happiness, mountains of money
And successful work!

May this day not be a noisy holiday
Not a red day on the calendar
But he is happy and beautiful -
YOU appeared on earth.
And we heartily congratulate
To you on such a wonderful day
And from the bottom of our hearts we wish you
Health, joy in everything!

Be healthy like a tomato;
Be sure, like a hillock;
Be steep as the slopes of the mountains;
Be spiritual like a cathedral
Fresh soul, like a pine forest!

Anniversaries will rush like whirlwinds
Marking the milestones of our destiny
But with a smile we suddenly notice
That in our souls we are still the same seventeen!
We wish you success and happiness.
All the same responsive to be.
After all, any bad weather will pass
If the heart knows how to love!

I am writing to you -
I hasten to congratulate you on the holiday!
I wish you Jam on the day,
Health and luck!

May your life forever laugh
Flowers bloom in my soul
And let the heart beat with joy
Not knowing the hardships and troubles!

We wish you happiness and good
And eternal youth of bloom,
Love, smiles and warmth,
On your bright holiday - birthday!

Your cell phone started ringing -
He caught an SMS.
I wish you health in her,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!
Happy Birthday to You,
Always take care of yourself!

Be polite like a rhino
And clean as a pig
Then I'll buy you a whistle
And kiss your ear

Grandpa, you are like a friend to me
With whom life is pleasant, leisure.
Divide the secrets in two
Your advice is so wise!

Since childhood, dear and loved
The whole family needs it.
You and I will not be bored
Live well for a century!

Happy birthday to you!
We wish you great happiness in life
Bouquet of bright days and smiles,
Do not get sick, do not grow old for many years!

We wish you to do everything in life
And have a full house of everything,
Maintain health, vigor
And live for many, many years!

Happy birthday, grandpa.
You, as before, are at the helm!
Well, if the grandfather rules,
So the family is happy.
Be healthy, be full of strength
Happy and tireless!

I want to congratulate you
Make your dream come true
Love trailer and dough,
A cart of happiness and kindness,
Happy Birthday, I wish you!

I wish from the bottom of my heart,
You are like a house cat
To always live great
Both at work and at home!

Be fast as the autumn wind
Healthy, strong like a bull
And also so that with all this
He was also a cool guy!

What we wish you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old couch
And in luxurious rooms,
In the Caribbean,
There is wine on the table
There are a lot of plastic cards,
And on each - a million!
And so that it was not a dream

I wish that everything was on the table forever:
Sausage, bacon, jellied meat and olivier.

Be happy! It's not easy to be a Man in our century,
To be the best, the winner, the wall,
A reliable friend, a sensitive person,
A strategist between peace and war.

Be unbending like a tank
Feel free to live for broke
Be as sudden as a submarine -
Swim straight, act - clearly! Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let luck hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Have made your days brighter, easier.

Let the "green" crunch
Your chain sparkles around your neck,
Let the envious look
And the elbows bite to the bone.

We wish you always
Live life to the fullest and then
We still have to celebrate
Your birthday again.

May any peak conquer
Let the car be updated in the garage,
There will be no barriers to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure with the potatoes.

Be strong, but obedient, wise, gentle,
To be rich, but not to spare money.

You are one hundred percent man
And you do not regret compliments
Now we will "take revenge" on you,
And congratulations to give:

Always be strong and beautiful
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer
Eat pork, not carrots,
So that there is strength for love.

Lay the table for them on your birthday
And congratulations today.

More joy and cute little things
On your holiday I want to wish you
So that a narrow circle of friends expands,
Troubles were washed away only by smelling you.

Beauties themselves will hang on the neck,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.

Smart, strong, groovy!
Birthday will be yours
We will celebrate it together!
Everything you need is on the table -
Both appetizer and wine, -
So we have it!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour! Let everything be as it should be.

To make all the doors open
Opportunities - well, a dime a dozen!
To avoid problems.

May dreams come true
Let your friends admire
What you think will come
And it will lead to success! Happy birthday, man!
Be firm and straight like a bayonet
And as reliable as the TT:
You see the goal - go to the dream.

And you never touched the bottom of your pocket
And suddenly he smiled at these lines.

Remember, you are always a man! You are a real man
Not an Uzbek or a Tajik.
Let the dawn be the brightest
Every day, waking up with you.

Happy Birthday man!
Be the way you are used to:
Strong, angry, slightly unshaven,
Impudent, sharp, but not broken.

You drive all women crazy
Have lipstick on your chest! Let there be football and movies without ads,
And borscht so that the wife was always like my mother.

Smart, strong, groovy!
Birthday will be yours
We will celebrate it together!
Everything you need is on the table -
Both appetizer and wine, -
So we have it!
Accept congratulations
And come on, pour! Your hairy chest
It drives all women crazy.

Your hare to appreciate
The happiness that is given by fate.
And outside the apartment window
Idols become plebeians.

I wish you creative success and every success!
There are only two good reasons.

We wish you patience
In solving your life problems.
Let the road be only uphill
And in fellow travelers there are only true friends.

And the first is protection of the native country,
Whose border is closed to the enemy.

The second is the debt bequeathed by the ancestors,
He commands all men:
Risking yourself, protect women,
As in the duels of Pushkin's times.

Face fortune, not backwards
He meets you on the way.
Let your dreams come true, Let your friends admire, What you think will come And lead to success! Let happiness stick to you, Well, let luck embrace you tighter, And so that all the changes in fate Make your days brighter, easier.

And the first is love for the native land,
Which entered our flesh and blood
And she became an inextinguishable star.

So that the tail of fortune warms your hands,
And your stomach is a five star brandy
So that female love caressed the souls of the strings.

Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, nothing else! You are a wonderful man,
And you will always be like this:
Apartment, cottage and car -
You can achieve everything without difficulty!

I wish you good health
And only loyal friends
Let your wife be your own
It will be more faithful in the world!

Start up your favorite work
Only brings pleasure
And let the high incomes
Will only be a confirmation of this! Let the ladies look after them furtively,
Sighing only about you,
And you are such a mystery man -
You don't promise them anything.

And more than once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn't matter,
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.

Be persistent in any weather
Then everything in life will be OK! Let everything be as it should be.
A star named the sun in tsoi

Today is the day of a brave, handsome man's birthday. Let's drink to you so that you do not know bad luck in life, and always strive for career height. Let the family be a reliable rear, your relatives always love you dearly.

Let's raise glasses and mugs for your birthday. We wish you to have cute toys for a man - a good car, a powerful computer, and in the future a private plane and a yacht. And may the other half always be there, sharing your happiness.

Dear (IO), I wish you a happy birthday. Look around, the closest and dearest people have gathered around. We wish you to spend every day cheerfully and fervently, with joy and desire. Health, glory and happiness! For you!

On your birthday, we raise glasses of aromatic wine and wish life to flow like sweet jam, without bringing resentment and grief. Loyal friends, loving family and to the heights of determined aspirations.

Our dear (Name), we wish you on your birthday to receive as many surprises as your heart desires. Let your hands not know fatigue, and your shoulders withstand the burden. May the good in your heart triumph over evil! For you!

Dear (IO), I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to become a successful oligarch, to have two cottages and 3 villas with sea views. For you!

Our dear, I wish you a happy birthday. Please accept the sincere words spoken from the bottom of your heart. Faith in you, hope and love. These are the three most important ingredients for happiness! Let them be with you!

You are a man of the highest class
Representative with us,
For your years I drink
I hasten to wish you peace!

So that you always be healthy
And so that you avoid evil,
So that your soul is calm
Farta, joy to you!

I wish you many years
I shake your hand
And I drink for you today
I wish you health in full!

Be irresistible, happy
And everything is always necessary,
Wealth, joy, goodness,
And may you always be lucky in everything!

Your years suit you
I shake your hand tightly
And I drink for you today,
I want prosperity!

I wish you live a hundred years
Do not know you sorrows, troubles,
Adore your work,
And rest very often!

Toasts in the Caucasus is a separate ritual in which Georgians are especially strong. Caucasian toasts can be funny, instructive or congratulatory. The collection contains the best congratulations and statements in poetry and prose.

Caucasian wisdom says: if a kind person wants to live in the same beautiful place for a month, he must sow corn there, if it is a year - build a house, and if all his life - then raise a child.
Let's raise our glasses to the bottom for the fact that our dear parents have sowed more than one cornfield, built a wonderful house and raised you and me!

The son returns from school. The father looks through his diary and sees: Mathematics - 2, Geography - 2, physical education - 2, singing - 5. Father happily says:
- Well, thank God, you can sing.
A bad Caucasian who does not know how to sing Caucasian songs, let's drink to our son singing like a nightingale!

The Lord created a woman from the rib of Adam, but if He had appointed her to be the mistress of a man, He would have created her from the head; if I were a slave, I would create from a leg; but since He appointed her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created from a rib. So let's drink to the fact that from this rib, as from a true friend, one goodness emanates!

One Georgian woman comes home and indignantly says to her husband:
- Valiko, can you imagine our neighbor exchanged his wife for a thoroughbred horse! Would you never do that, darling?
- Well, what are you, - Valiko answers, - as a last resort, for a foreign car and a bottle of old Georgian wine.
So let's drink to our beloved wives, who are more valuable than any thoroughbred horse, more beautiful than any foreign car and sweeter than any old wine!

Before the holiday, two young housewives, who have met at the well on a hot day, are talking.
“You know, Nana, I figured out a way to peel a roast onion and not cry.
- Really, Manana? And what is this way?
- I instruct my husband to peel the onions.
So let's drink to my wife, who knows that a real horseman has nothing to do in the kitchen!

As you know, men in the Caucasus are very fond of blondes. However, they are also not indifferent to brunettes. It cannot be said that they do not like brown-haired women. But they really treat bald women with prejudice.
Friends, let's drink to love without prejudice!

Once Katso was asked:
- Listen, Katso, they say that you taught your wife to play backgammon. Really?
- Indeed, he taught. And, you know, he did it well. Last weekend I won half my salary from her.
So let's drink to the feminine passion!

A real man is one who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.
So let's drink to the fact that only real men meet on the path of women!

When a son grows up in a Caucasian family, the father initiates him into the secrets that a real horseman should know. And this is what a real horseman should know about a woman. A woman always has three ages: apparent, real and ascribed to herself. But the horseman must forget about the existence of the first two ages and completely trust the woman.
So let's drink to women so that they don't hesitate to tell the truth!

For a long time in the Caucasus, a man and a woman have been likened to two notes, without which the strings of the human soul do not give a correct and complete chord.
So let's drink to women who, complementing us, give birth to heavenly music!

Every woman is like a rose - just as beautiful. But there are no roses without thorns. The petals fly around quickly, but the thorny thorns remain.
So let's drink to women keeping their petals longer!

A Georgian takes an exam to obtain a driving license. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You're driving on a narrow road. On the left is a high-high mountain. On the right is a harsh, harsh abry. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible-dreadful old woman. Whom are you going to crush?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink so that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!

The father is angry with his son, who does not know the conjugation of verbs at all:
- Well, think carefully, if I tell you: I love them, you love them, he loves them, we love them ... Explain to me what it is?
- This is a brothel, dad.
Let's drink so that the son not only understands grammar, but can always tell a good woman from a bad one!

The jackal came to the lion and said:
- Let's fight!
The lion did not even pay attention to him. Then the jackal threatened:
- I'll go now and tell everyone that the lion was terribly frightened of me.
The king of beasts winced.
- Let the inhabitants of the desert condemn me for cowardice - it is nevertheless more pleasant than they will despise me for a fight with a jackal.
I dedicate this toast not to humiliate ourselves in front of the types, dirty and unworthy of us.

Caucasian wisdom says: “He who has a beautiful wife is no longer poor. He who has an intelligent wife is rich. He who has a beautiful, intelligent and economic wife is truly rich. "
So let's drink to the true wealth of our friend!

One old aksakal told me: "By the way a man has a wife, how good she is and what kind of mistress, one can judge what he is and whether he knows his worth."
So let's drink to the charming and skillful mistress, whose husband, apparently, is a real sultan!

One ardent Caucasian was very fond of pretty girls. But each of them wanted to be the only one, so one day he was left alone. Then a friend advised him to advertise in the newspaper. This is what they wrote: "A passionate Georgian man will meet a beautiful girl who will understand and forgive him."
So let's drink to female love, patient and understanding everything!

Once, having quarreled with his wife, Givi asked a rhetorical question:
- Weird! Why do the biggest fools have the most beautiful wives?
- Well, you are a sycophant! - His wife answered him with an all-forgiving smile.
So let's drink to naive women who hear a compliment in every word!

Young Suliko once complained to her friend:
- Vano came to me last night. I was so excited, so fascinated by him, that in an outburst of ardent tenderness I said: "Take the most precious thing from me!" He led the horse out of the stable, jumped on it and sped away like the wind.
So let's drink so that we always understand women correctly!

In the Caucasus, three qualities are valued more than others in a woman: love, tenderness and modesty.
So let's drink to the fact that no woman hides these qualities!

In the Caucasus, there is a custom: when a girl is born in the house, the father takes out a gun and shoots once. When the girl grows up and they want to marry her, the father shoots the gun twice, but when the girl is married off, the father shoots the gun three times. So let's drink to the fact that rifle shots are heard more often from our homes!

There is a wonderful way to keep youth in the mountains. Those days that are spent with guests are not taken into account when calculating the lived years. I propose a toast to you, dear guests, to your spiritual generosity, for today, without knowing it, you have prolonged my life!

Once an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he had a beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her off. He summoned the horsemen and spoke to them like this:
- The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet, will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that not a drop of blood falls on my snow-white robe, and so, that one of you will become the husband of my beauties daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will blush.
And then the first horseman came out. He was brave, dexterous, and clever, but one small grain of sand fell from under his foot - and his old father got rid of it. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought a mountain ram to his feet, an old man's father, and began to slaughter him, a ram, in the sense, his throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the old man's snow-white robe, and the second horseman fell, stabbed to death, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old man father, surgically cut open his throat, the ram, without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old man. But his old father also got sick of him. The beauties daughter screamed in horror:
- Go ahead, athec! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you stab him? And the old man father said to her:
- For company!
So let's drink to a good and warm company!

One oriental man says to another:
- I will marry a beautiful, smart, economic and clean girl.
- How are you going to handle all four? - another was surprised.
So let's raise our glasses to our wives, who combine these and many other qualities!

Two flowers are talking in the garden of a Georgian house:
- Do you love me?
- Kaneshno. Are you a man?
- Ochen!
- Wah-wah, where are the bees?
Let's raise our glasses so that unfavorable circumstances do not interfere with our love!

When Vano's wife bought a lottery ticket, she said:

- If I win, I'll buy myself a new coat.
- And if not? - asked Vano.
- Then you have to buy it for me!
So let's drink to women who always find a way out of difficult situations!

A young horseman says to his wife after the wedding:
“Before we go on our honeymoon, my heart, I want to tell you something else about my past.
- Givi, but you have already told me about your past before the wedding, - the young wife is surprised.
- What I want to tell you about happened exactly in the interval between the wedding and today ...
So let's drink to the women to learn the truth from us in a timely manner!

In the Caucasus, if a woman leaves a horseman for another man, the horseman becomes disgraced for life. After all, the only thing that prompts a woman to commit adultery is boredom and monotony, from which her heart languishes.
So let's drink so that women never get bored in our presence!

A long time ago there was such a custom in the Caucasus. The girl, before getting married, had to tame the mountain sheep. She took with her an armful of fresh grass and climbed high in the mountains early in the morning. If she managed to see a mountain ram, she would reveal her presence and throw grass to him, while she herself would move away. This went on for some time. In the end, the ram got used to the girl and, having eaten the grass brought to him, lay down at her feet and blissfully dozed.
Only after that, when the girl managed to tame the proud freedom-loving animal, she could get married. After all, an untamed mountain sheep lives in every Caucasian man.
So let's drink to women so that they can tame us!

The mountain never went to Mahomet because he had nothing to drink.
So let's drink to our friends who always come to us!

The sage was asked:
- Why do friends so easily become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
- But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build, - answered the sage, - and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.
I propose a toast for us to create, not destroy.

It is known that the Almighty made all women from one dough, but he did not put sugar in every one.
Since then, all men have roamed in search of their sweet woman!
So let us drink to those who seek and find!

In the Caucasus, they say: "It is better to have enemies who speak the truth in the face than friends who flatter."
So let's drink to our friends to be sincere with us!

The Sultan enters his harem and whispers in the ear of one of his wives: “Your eyes are like midnight stars. Your lips are like coral. Your camp is like a vine. Pass on. "
Let's drink to the fact that such words are intended only for one woman, the one and only!

When Vaso, after the wedding, began to calculate his expenses for the honeymoon and compare them with the size of his wife's dowry, he concluded that he had married solely for love.
So let's drink to women who marry solely for love!

Once, a husband and wife were walking in the mountain gorges of the Caucasus, with the wife walking in front of the husband. Quite by chance, the mullah saw them and was indignant:
- Hasan, you are breaking the Koran!
- When the Koran was written, the roads were not mined. Go ahead, Fatima!
So let's drink to the fact that women always go one step ahead of men!

Every mountaineer knows that women appreciate courage in men. One has only to amaze them in order to interest them, and when you interest them, then it is not difficult to please them.
So let's drink to women who know how to appreciate men!

An oriental man is a warm-loving man; he cannot live without the sun's rays. But for a highlander the sun is not only a heavenly body: it can be replaced by a woman who will warm a man with her affection and tenderness during bad weather.
So let's drink to the beautiful women who will never let us freeze!

Once a neighbor asked Khoja Nasreddin to borrow his donkey.
“I don’t have a donkey,” Nasrudin replied. Meanwhile, a donkey roared in the stall.
“Eh, you say that you don’t have a donkey, but over there, do you hear, the donkey is roaring,” the neighbor ashamed Nasruddin. He shook his head and said reproachfully:
- You believe the donkey, but I, who lived to have a gray beard, no?
So let's drink to not being a donkey, going to borrow something from the neighbors!

Once upon a time there was a sultan, and he had a harem, which was located 100 kilometers from the palace. And he had a servant whom the Sultan sent for the girl every day. The servant died at 30 and the sultan at 90.
So let’s drink so that we do not run after women, but they follow us. Since it is not women who kill men, but running after them.

Once, on a distant mountain plateau, a shepherd grazed a herd of goats. Suddenly an eagle fell from the sky onto the herd like a stone and grabbed one kid. The shepherd fired - and the eagle fell, and the kid flew further.
So let's drink to the eagles not to shoot, and the goats not to fly.

Caucasian wisdom says: having fallen in love, a person rises a step above everyday, everyday life.
So let's drink to this rung! For love!

Vano and Givi are talking. Givi says that he had a falling out with his wife yesterday. Vano asks:
- Givi, who has the last word?
- Follow me, of course! - Givi said proudly. - I said: "Okay, buy."
So let's drink to women who know how to concede in an argument in time!

Once a young Georgian got married. The young wife tells him after the wedding:
- Dear, I must confess to you that I can cook only two dishes - semolina porridge and pear compote.
The young Georgian looked at the dish in front of him and asked:
- Which one is this?
So let's drink to women who never fully reveal their merits!

Once, two centuries-old Georgians were talking. One says to another:
- Givi, my wife told me yesterday that I am as strong as I was at 75 years old.
- Why did she say that?
- In our yard there is a stone that my great-grandfather laid. So, at the age of 75 I could not budge him, and now I cannot.
So let's drink to the woman's ability to make compliments!

In the mountain villages of the Caucasus, there is a custom: when a girl is born in a family, the father must plant a tree near his house; when the girl grows up and becomes a woman, the father must cut down the tree that he planted at her birth.
So let's drink to the mountain valleys, the most beautiful of which is nothing in the world.

Georgians are sitting at a huge table, drinking and eating. The toastmaster stands up:
- Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!
- Well done, Gogi! Well said!
A little time passed, and the toastmaster gets up again:
- Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!
- Well done, Gogi!
After a while, the toastmaster gets up again:
- Vano, say a toast!
- We have gathered at this wonderful table in order to ...
- Uh, darling, not like that. Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!

Far away in the mountains, at the very peak of heights, there lived an ancient, ancient mountaineer. He was so ancient that generations were replaced by other generations, and he still lived and lived. There was only one secret: he had wonderful and flexible wives. Wah! So let's drink to the fact that life does not take us away from the only one, thanks to which we can keep our nerves, be forever young and live forever!

The charming young man Rustam and the beautiful Zulfiya loved each other very much. Everything worked out well in their relationship, and they soon got married. And immediately after the wedding, Rustam was sent on a creative business trip. He began to calm his young wife and promised to return in three days. But it takes three times for three days, and the husband is gone. Ten times, three days have passed, and Rustam is still gone and gone.
Then the beautiful Zulfiya sent seven telegrams to seven faithful friends of Rustam to seven cities. And they came from seven cities from seven faithful friends of a telegram: "Don't worry, Rustam is with us!"
I suggest you drink to your loyal and reliable friends who will not let you down in trouble!

In the Caucasus, they say that only a sleeping enemy is better than a useless friend.
So let's drink to our true friendship, because each of us can count on the other as ourselves!

An old Caucasian proverb says that love intended for a person from above seeks him - just like he does her.
So let us drink to the success of our mutual searches. For love!

When Gogi started coming home late, getting drunk, not paying back his salary, his wife began to complain to her friend:
- I lost ten kilograms because of this.
Her friend sympathized with her and exclaimed:
- Why are you suffering so much, not leaving him?
- You see, - answered Gogi's wife, - I want to lose another two kilograms.
So let's drink to women who are able to benefit from everything!

One day a young highlander was in a compartment with a beautiful girl. He immediately began looking for a way to meet her:
- Tell me, what nationalities men do you like?
- I like Indians, they are so fearless, and Jews because they are smart ...
The young man, without thinking twice, replied:
- Let me introduce myself: Chingachguk Gogi Moiseevich.
So let's drink to the variety of women's tastes!

In the Caucasus, they say that if a woman cries, then every tear she sheds is a grave accusation against her man.
So let's drink to the fact that women never have a reason to accuse us of anything!

A long time ago in the Caucasian villages there was a custom - when a son grew up in the family of a rural prince and he had to choose a wife, the villagers brought their daughters to the prince's court. The groom's parents asked the girls different questions - they checked how economic, hardworking and economical they were. In the end, they chose one and only. And what do you think: what should have been the future wife of the future prince? And here is the answer - they chose the most beautiful one.
So let's drink to the female beauty that wins in any competition!

Climbed a tour to a high mountain. And the higher the tours climb, the better they feel. I saw a mountain eagle, made one circle, another, fell on it like a stone and began to peck. The tour fell and crashed.
Let's drink so that no matter how high we go up the mountain, no one pecks at us and makes us fall.

My friends and my friends' friends! Let's drink to our futile efforts to remake the world. But let the world not count on the fact that it will be able to remake us! For us!

Whether you are a caliph or a bazaar beggar,
Ultimately, everyone has the same price.
So drink the wine!
In it is the source of immortality and light,
It contains the blossoming of spring and past summers.
Be a moment happy among flowers and friends,
For life consisted in this moment.

One smart old Georgian used to say that anyone who is looking for a beloved without blemish risks being left without a chosen one at all.
So let's drink to our love, to those whom we love, such as they are!

Two Caucasian men saw a young and beautiful girl on the street. One of them followed her with a passionate gaze and exclaimed:
- This is a girl, a real peach!
The other, also following her with his gaze, said with regret:
- Six children ...
- Does she really have six children ?!
- You and me, Givi!
Friends, let's raise a toast to love that knows no obstacles in its path!

One highlander talks to his friend:
- If you knew how much I like Moscow! With her, I have the most pleasant memories of the most magnificent women!
“Gogi, but you've never been to Moscow,” said his friend.
- Indeed, I haven't, but my wife often goes there ...
So let's drink to women who broaden our horizons!

In the Caucasus, when talking about a woman, they never forget about her main purpose - motherhood. A woman-mother is a special person, her love knows no barriers, the whole world is fed by her breast.
Everything beautiful in a person - from the rays of the sun and from mother's milk, all this saturates us with the love of life!
So let's drink to women who have the good fortune to be mothers!

In the Caucasus, not a single feast is complete without a toast glorifying the female mind. So I, following tradition, want to drink to smart women. While an intelligent woman can express a lot in a few words, a stupid woman has the ability to say a lot and say nothing.
So let's drink to smart women with brevity of thought and clarity of mind! "

Remember, my son:
There are many troubles in life.
Her lessons are both wise and strict.
And yet, probably, there is no more evil misfortune,
Than to suddenly find yourself without a road.
The road is under the stones, under the sand,
Straight or curve - all the more expensive
Covered in sorrow and longing
Aimless, empty off-road.

An eagle with an eagle and little eagles lived in Visoko in the mountains of Kakheti. Once, returning from a hunt, an eagle will test its eagle, test how brave she is, how she protects the nest, eagles from strangers ... him. Wah, how she pecked him, beat him with her wings, and tore with her claws !!! And, not even letting me come to my senses, threw it to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.
So let's drink to the fact that, in whatever form the husband comes home, his wife always recognizes him!

Why do the highlanders drink from the horn? They prefer a buffalo horn to any goblet, to any crystal grace. They will not spare the most expensive metal to put on the coveted horn in an elegant lace embossing and the thinnest chain woven from hair. The horn is roomy, no doubt about it. But this is not why those who know how to have fun, cheerful mountaineers prefer it, but because the wine poured into the horn must be drunk - you cannot put the horn on the table, you cannot leave the wine for later!
Let it not be a horn, let it be an ordinary mug, but so that the poured drink is drunk by everyone and every time to health! This is a toast to a good custom: what you can drink today, do not leave for tomorrow!

A young Georgian, a student at Moscow State University, writes a letter to his father in Tbilisi: "Dad, I have already become a real student, only here all the students go by bus, and I take a taxi." The father sends his son the answer: “Sonny, my mother and I will sell a lot of tangerines, and we will send you some money: buy yourself a bus, be like everyone else.”
Let's drink to our children not needing anything, and to the rich parents of our children!

In ancient times, a frigate crashed in the ocean. Only one Georgian was able to escape - he grabbed a piece of the mast and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later, a beautiful girl emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of this board. The Georgian looked at her and began to cry. The girl asked him:
- Why are you crying?
Georgian said:
- Wah! Such a girl - and I can't court properly!
So let's drink to the resourcefulness in love, which will always tell you how to look after a girl!

One Georgian woman watched the "Around the World" program on TV. When her husband came home, she told him:
- I learned that there are tribes in Africa where husbands sell their wives. If we lived there, would you sell me?
A generous Caucasian man replied to a stupid woman:
- I would give you!
So let's drink to unselfish love!

Givi talks to his fiancee. She says to him:
- Givi, when you become my husband, I will share all the hardships and hardships with you.
- Thank you, dear, but I have no hardships or hardships!
- But, Givi, I said: "When will you become my husband!"
So let's drink to female foresight!

In the mountain villages of the Caucasus, when houses were built, a lightning rod was placed on the roof, for the simple reason that thunderstorms are not uncommon in the mountains. But inside the house, as it turned out, thunderclouds often gather too. And the best salvation from them is the caress, tenderness and care of the woman - the mistress of the house.
So let's drink to women - the best lightning rod in family life!

In the Caucasus, they say: “If you want to be happy one day, drink some wine. If you want to be happy for two days, drink fine wine for two days. If you want to be happy all your life - respect, appreciate, take care of your wife. "
So let's drink to our women, who extend our happiness for life!

My toast, friends, to restless women,
That they can, hiding their emotions,
Silence is reasonable, to yield with dignity,
Keeping the peace of both husband and family.

Try to disagree with the old eastern proverb: "They taste gold with fire, they taste a woman with gold, and they taste a man with a woman."
So let us drink to us - who have overcome all tests and trials with honor!

An eagle that does not fly away from high cliffs into wide, spacious valleys is a bad eagle. An eagle that does not return from the wide expanses of the valley to high cliffs is a bad eagle. So let's drink so that we never forget about our home, and wherever life takes us, we always return home!
- Tell me, Nana, how much did mom pay for two kilograms of apples, if a kilogram costs 2 rubles?
- I do not know. Mom is always bargaining.
Caucasians are famous for their ability to trade and bargain. Let's drink to our children to adopt this beautiful trait from their parents!

Soso asks Wano:
- Vano, do you know what homemade champagne is?
- No, Soso.
- So this is when a man drinks wine, and a woman hisses.
Let's drink so that our lovely hostesses prefer real Georgian wine to any champagne.

One sultan gathered all his wives, and he had a hundred of them, and said, brushing away a tear:
- I'm divorcing you! I loved another harem.
So let's drink to honesty in love!

The young dzhigit liked the girl - and in order to seem a cultured person, he said the following words:
- Girl, can I invite you for a cup of coffee?
To which the girl, without hesitation, replied:
- You can, just do not smoke in bed.
So let's drink to female insight!

One horseman was asked: "If your wife was guilty, what punishment would you choose for her?" Dzhigit thought and answered:
- If I wanted to punish my wife harder, I would buy her a lot of jewelry and lock her in a room without a mirror.
So let us drink to ensure that women are never subjected to such punishment!

A real Caucasian man considers it his duty to make a woman happy. But one great man said: “Only a woman who has children can be happy; after all, it is not enough to love, you need love to be sanctified. "
So let's make women happy! Let's drink to this.

I drink so that for all who are not with us today,
Couldn't eat and drink at the wedding
We have kept the good smell of bread
That we broke down here.
For everyone sitting at the table,
I kept it in my blood for a long time
And mischief, and this invigorating current
Wine, fun, friendship and love.

Somehow the venerable Georgian prince sneezed, and the servant says hastily:
- Thousand years of health!
- Hell! - shouted the master. - Why do you wish me the impossible?
- Then live one hundred and twenty years.
- Hell! - the prince got angry again.
- Then at least a hundred!
Didn't please again!
- Eighty?
All wrong! The servant got out of patience and said:
- Yes, if it were my will, so die now! I propose to raise our glasses so that we live as long as we ourselves wish!