The boy Yasha always liked to climb everywhere and climb into everything. As soon as some suitcase or box was brought, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And in closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

- I'm afraid, I'll come with him to the post office, he will get into some empty parcel, and he will be sent to Kyzyl-Orda.

He got very good for it.

And then Yasha took a new fashion - he began to fall from everywhere. When it was distributed in the house:

- Eh! - everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater was the height from which Yasha flew. For example, mother hears:

- Eh! - so it's no big deal. This Yasha just fell off the stool.

If you hear:

- Eee! - so it's a very serious matter. It was Yasha who plopped down from the table. I need to go and look at his bumps. And on a visit, Yasha climbed everywhere, and even tried to climb on the shelves in the store.

One day my dad said:

- Yasha, if you climb somewhere else, I don’t know what I will do with you. I'll tie you to the vacuum cleaner with ropes. And you will walk everywhere with a vacuum cleaner. And you will go to the store with your mother with a vacuum cleaner, and in the yard you will play in the sand tied to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha was so frightened that after these words he did not climb anywhere for half a day.

And then, nevertheless, he climbed onto the table with his dad and crashed together with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha walks around the house, and the vacuum cleaner follows him like a dog. And he goes to the store with his mother with a vacuum cleaner, and plays in the yard. Very uncomfortable. Neither you climb the fence, nor ride a bicycle.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now instead of "uh" constantly began to be heard "uu".

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, when all of a sudden all over the house - "oooooo." Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to make a good deal. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Papa said:

- This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I'll nail the stool to the floor with nails. And you will live with a stool, like a dog in a booth.

Yasha was very afraid of such a punishment.

But just then a very wonderful case turned up - they bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This is an interesting thing. Then he got bored and got out.

He decided to climb into the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed on it. But he did not reach the top of the cabinet.

Then he put a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto a chair, then onto the back of a chair, and began to climb onto the closet. Already half gone.

And then the chair slipped out from under his foot and fell to the floor. But Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom

- Oh, mom, I'm sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near a stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. All in all, almost a month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if Yasha is not heard, then Yasha is doing something wrong. Either he chews matches, or he climbed into the aquarium knee-deep, or he draws Cheburashka on his father's papers.

Mom began to look in different places. And in the closet, and in the nursery, and in my father's office. And everything is in order: dad works, the clock is ticking. And if there is order everywhere, then something difficult must have happened to Yasha. Something extraordinary.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

Then my mother began to think. He sees a chair on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees - Yasha is sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life or will we get down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won't get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a bowl, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha had lunch on the cupboard.

Then his mother brought him a pot on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his ass, my mother had to get up on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you give Kolya and Vitya a closet?

Yasha says:

- Submit.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

- Now I myself will come to visit him on the closet. Yes, not one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he says:

- Mom, I didn’t get off because I’m afraid of stools. My dad promised to tie me to a stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you are still small. You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

And Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad did not like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha did not climb anywhere else.

How the boy Yasha ate badly

Yasha was good to everyone, he just ate badly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, or dad shows tricks. And he gets along:

- Do not want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat porridge.

- Do not want.

Papa says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- Do not want.

Mom and dad got tired of persuading him every time. And then my mother read in one scientific pedagogical book that children should not be persuaded to eat. It is necessary to put a plate of porridge in front of them and wait for them to get hungry and eat everything.

They put, put plates in front of Yasha, but he does not eat and does not eat anything. He doesn't eat meatballs, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat porridge!

- Do not want.

- Yasha, eat soup!

- Do not want.

Previously, his pants were hard to fasten, but now he dangled completely freely in them. It was possible to launch another Yasha into these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha played on the site. He was very light, and the wind rolled him around the site. Rolled up to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home with the soup to suffer.

But he doesn't go. He is not even heard. He not only became dead himself, but his voice became dead. Nothing is heard that he squeaks there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is not seen and not heard.

Dad said this:

- I think our Yasha was rolled away somewhere by the wind. Come on, mom, we'll take the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind will blow and the smell of soup will bring to Yasha. On this delicious smell, he will crawl.

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Edward Uspensky
Funny stories for kids

© Uspensky E. N., 2013

© Ill., Oleinikov I. Yu., 2013

© Ill., Pavlova K. A., 2013

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About the boy Yasha

How the boy Yasha climbed everywhere

The boy Yasha always liked to climb everywhere and climb into everything. As soon as some suitcase or box was brought, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And in closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

- I'm afraid, I'll come with him to the post office, he will get into some empty parcel, and he will be sent to Kyzyl-Orda.

He got very good for it.

And then Yasha took a new fashion - he began to fall from everywhere. When it was distributed in the house:

- Eh! - everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater was the height from which Yasha flew. For example, mother hears:

- Eh! - so it's no big deal. This Yasha just fell off the stool.

If you hear:

- Eee! - so it's a very serious matter. It was Yasha who plopped down from the table. I need to go and look at his bumps. And on a visit, Yasha climbed everywhere, and even tried to climb on the shelves in the store.

One day my dad said:

- Yasha, if you climb somewhere else, I don’t know what I will do with you. I'll tie you to the vacuum cleaner with ropes. And you will walk everywhere with a vacuum cleaner. And you will go to the store with your mother with a vacuum cleaner, and in the yard you will play in the sand tied to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha was so frightened that after these words he did not climb anywhere for half a day.

And then, nevertheless, he climbed onto the table with his dad and crashed together with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to a vacuum cleaner.

Yasha walks around the house, and the vacuum cleaner follows him like a dog. And he goes to the store with his mother with a vacuum cleaner, and plays in the yard. Very uncomfortable. Neither you climb the fence, nor ride a bicycle.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now instead of "uh" constantly began to be heard "uu".

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, when all of a sudden all over the house - "oooooo." Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to make a good deal. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Papa said:

- This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I'll nail the stool to the floor with nails. And you will live with a stool, like a dog in a booth.

Yasha was very afraid of such a punishment.

But just then a very wonderful case turned up - they bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This is an interesting thing. Then he got bored and got out.

He decided to climb into the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed on it. But he did not reach the top of the cabinet.

Then he put a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto a chair, then onto the back of a chair, and began to climb onto the closet. Already half gone.

And then the chair slipped out from under his foot and fell to the floor. But Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom

- Oh, mom, I'm sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near a stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. All in all, almost a month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if Yasha is not heard, then Yasha is doing something wrong. Either he chews matches, or he climbed into the aquarium knee-deep, or he draws Cheburashka on his father's papers.

Mom began to look in different places. And in the closet, and in the nursery, and in my father's office. And everything is in order: dad works, the clock is ticking. And if there is order everywhere, then something difficult must have happened to Yasha. Something extraordinary.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

Yasha is silent.

Then my mother began to think. He sees a chair on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees - Yasha is sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life or will we get down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won't get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a bowl, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha had lunch on the cupboard.

Then his mother brought him a pot on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his ass, my mother had to get up on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you give Kolya and Vitya a closet?

Yasha says:

- Submit.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

- Now I myself will come to visit him on the closet. Yes, not one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he says:

- Mom, I didn’t get off because I’m afraid of stools. My dad promised to tie me to a stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you are still small. You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

And Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad did not like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha did not climb anywhere else.

How the boy Yasha ate badly

Yasha was good to everyone, he just ate badly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, or dad shows tricks. And he gets along:

- Do not want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat porridge.

- Do not want.

Papa says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- Do not want.

Mom and dad got tired of persuading him every time. And then my mother read in one scientific pedagogical book that children should not be persuaded to eat. It is necessary to put a plate of porridge in front of them and wait for them to get hungry and eat everything.

They put, put plates in front of Yasha, but he does not eat and does not eat anything. He doesn't eat meatballs, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat porridge!

- Do not want.

- Yasha, eat soup!

- Do not want.

Previously, his pants were hard to fasten, but now he dangled completely freely in them. It was possible to launch another Yasha into these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha played on the site. He was very light, and the wind rolled him around the site. Rolled up to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home with the soup to suffer.

But he doesn't go. He is not even heard. He not only became dead himself, but his voice became dead. Nothing is heard that he squeaks there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is not seen and not heard.

Dad said this:

- I think our Yasha was rolled away somewhere by the wind. Come on, mom, we'll take the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind will blow and the smell of soup will bring to Yasha. On this delicious smell, he will crawl.

So they did. They carried the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind carried the smell to Yasha.

Yasha, as soon as he smelled the smell of delicious soup, immediately crawled to the smell. Because he was cold, he lost a lot of strength.

He crawled, crawled, crawled for half an hour. But he reached his goal. He came to the kitchen to his mother and how he immediately eats a whole pot of soup! How to eat three cutlets at once! How to drink three glasses of compote!

Mom was amazed. She didn't even know whether to be happy or upset. She says:

- Yasha, if you eat like this every day, I won’t have enough food.

Yasha reassured her:

– No, Mom, I don’t eat so much every day. I correct past mistakes. I bubu, like all children, eat well. I'm a completely different boy.

I wanted to say "I will", but he got "boob". Do you know why? Because his mouth was full of apples. He couldn't stop.

Since then, Yasha has been eating well.

Cook boy Yasha stuffed everything into his mouth

The boy Yasha had such a strange habit: whatever he sees, he immediately drags it into his mouth. He sees a button - in his mouth. He sees dirty money - in his mouth. He sees a nut lying on the ground - he also tries to stuff it into his mouth.

- Yasha, this is very harmful! Well, spit out this piece of iron.

Yasha argues, does not want to spit it out. He has to force it all out of his mouth. Houses began to hide everything from Yasha.

And buttons, and thimbles, and small toys, and even lighters. There is simply nothing to put in a person's mouth.

And what about on the street? You can't clean everything on the street ...

And when Yasha comes, dad takes tweezers and takes everything out of Yasha's mouth:

- A button from a coat - one.

- Beer cork - two.

- A chrome-plated screw from a Volvo car - three.

One day my dad said:

- Everything. We will treat Yasha, we will save Yasha. We'll cover his mouth with adhesive tape.

And they really began to do so. Yasha is going out into the street - they will put on a coat on him, tie his shoes, and then they shout:

- And where did the adhesive plaster go?

When the band-aid is found, they will glue such a strip to Yasha on half a face - and walk as much as you want. You can't put anything in your mouth anymore. Very comfortably.

Only for parents, not for Yasha.

What about Yasha? The children ask him:

- Yasha, are you going to swing?

Yasha says:

- On what swing, Yasha, on a rope or wooden one?

Yasha wants to say: “Of course, on ropes. What am I, a fool?

And he gets:

- Boo-boo-boo-boo. For bubah?

- What? the children ask.

- For bubah? - says Yasha and runs to the ropes.

One girl, very pretty, with a runny nose, Nastya asked Yasha:

- Yafa, Yafenka, will you come to me for a birth day?

He wanted to say: "I'll come, of course."

But he replied:

- Boo-boo-boo, bonefno.

Nastya how to cry:

- Is he teasing Fego?

And Yasha was left without Nastya's birthday.

And they gave me ice cream.

But Yasha never brought home any more buttons, nuts, or empty perfume bottles.

Once Yasha came from the street and firmly told his mother:

- Baba, by bobo not bubu!

And although Yasha had a band-aid on his mouth, his mother understood everything.

And you guys understood everything he said too. Truth?

As a boy, Yasha ran in stores all the time

When mother came to the store with Yasha, she usually held Yasha by the hand. And Yasha got out all the time.

At first, it was easy for mother to hold Yasha.

She had free hands. But when she had purchases in her hands, Yasha got out more and more.

And when he got out completely, he began to run around the store. First across the store, then along, farther and farther.

Mom caught him all the time.

But one day my mother's hands were completely occupied. She bought fish, beets and bread. It was then that Yasha ran away. And how it will crash into one old woman! Grandma sat down.

And my grandmother had a half-rag suitcase with potatoes in her hands. How the suitcase will open! How the potatoes crumble! They began to collect her whole store for her grandmother and put them in a suitcase. And Yasha also began to bring potatoes.

One uncle was very sorry for the old woman, he put an orange in her suitcase. Huge as a watermelon.

And Yasha felt embarrassed that he put his grandmother on the floor, he put his toy gun in her suitcase, the most expensive one.

The gun was a toy, but just like a real one. From it, you could even kill anyone you want for real. Only pretend. Yasha never parted with him. He even slept with this gun.

In general, the grandmother was saved by all the people. And she went somewhere.

Mom Yasha raised for a long time. She said he would kill my mother. That mom is ashamed to look people in the eye. And Yasha promised not to run like that again. And they went to another store for sour cream. Only Yasha's promises did not last long in Yasha's head. And he started running again.

A little at first, then more and more. And it must happen that the old woman came to the same store for margarine. She walked slowly and did not immediately appear there.

As soon as she appeared, Yasha immediately ran into her.

The old woman did not even have time to gasp, as she was again on the floor. And everything fell apart from her suitcase again.

Then the grandmother began to swear strongly:

- What kind of children are gone! You can't go to any store! They jump on you right away. I never ran like this when I was little. If I had a gun, I would shoot such children!

And everyone sees that the grandmother really has a gun in her hands. Totally, completely real.

The senior salesman how to scream at the whole store:

- Lie down!

That's how they all went down.

The senior salesman, lying down, continues:

- Do not worry, citizens, I have already called the police with a button. Soon this saboteur will be arrested.

Mom says to Yasha:

- Come on, Yasha, let's crawl out of here quietly. This grandmother is too dangerous.

Yasha says:

She's not at all dangerous. This is my pistol. I put it in her suitcase last time. Do not be afraid.

Mom says:

So this is your gun? Then you need to be more afraid. Do not crawl, but run away from here! Because now it’s not the police who will fly into the grandmother, but us. And at my age, I just didn’t have enough to get into the police. And yes, they will take note of you. Now with crime strictly.

They quietly disappeared from the store.

But after this incident, Yasha never ran in stores. I didn't dangle from corner to corner like crazy. On the contrary, he helped his mother. Mom gave him the biggest bag.

And once Yasha saw this grandmother with a suitcase again in the store. He even rejoiced. He said:

- Look, mom, this grandmother has already been released!

How the boy Yasha with one girl decorated themselves

Once Yasha and his mother came to visit another mother. And this mother had a daughter, Marina. The same age as Yasha, only older.

Yasha's mother and Marina's mother got down to business. They drank tea, changed children's clothes. And the girl Marina Yasha called into the hallway. And says:

- Come on, Yasha, play at the hairdresser's. To a beauty salon.

Yasha immediately agreed. He, when he heard the word "play", he threw everything: and porridge, and books, and a broom. He even broke away from cartoon films if he needed to play. And he never even played at the hairdresser's.

So he immediately agreed:

She and Marina installed daddy's swivel chair, near the mirror, and sat Yasha on it. Marina brought a white pillowcase, wrapped Yasha with a pillowcase and said:

- How to cut your hair? Leave the temples?

Yasha says:

- Of course, leave. And you can not leave.

Marina got down to business. With large scissors, she cut off everything superfluous from Yasha, leaving only the temples and tufts of hair that were not cut off. Yasha became like a tattered pillow.

- Refresh you? Marina asks.

Refresh, says Yasha. Although he is so fresh, still quite young.

Marina took cold water in her mouth as soon as she jumped on Yasha. Yasha screams:

Mom doesn't hear anything. Marina says:

- Oh, Yasha, you don’t have to call your mother. You better cut my hair.

Yasha did not refuse. He also wrapped Marina in a pillowcase and asked:

- How to cut your hair? Do you want to leave some pieces?

“I need to wind up,” says Marina.

Yasha understood everything. He took his father's chair by the handle and began to twist Marina.

Twisted, twisted, even began to stumble.

- Enough? he asks.

– What is enough? Marina asks.

- Wind up.

“Enough,” says Marina. And disappeared somewhere.

Then Yasha's mother came. She looked at Yasha and screamed:

“God, what have they done to my child!”

“It was Marina and I who played at the hairdresser’s,” Yasha reassured her.

Only mother was not happy, but terribly angry and quickly began to dress Yasha: to stuff it into a jacket.

- And what? Marina's mother says. - He got a good haircut. Your child is simply unrecognisable. A completely different boy.

Yasha's mother is silent. Unrecognizable Yasha fastens.

The mother of the girl Marina continues:

- Our Marina is such an inventor. Always comes up with something interesting.

- Nothing, nothing, - says Yasha's mother, - the next time you come to us, we will also come up with something interesting. We will open a "Quick Clothing Repair" or a dyeing workshop. You don't recognize your child either.

And they quickly left.

At home, Yasha and from dad flew in:

- It's good that you didn't play dentist. And then you would be with me Yafa bef zubof!

Since then, Yasha chose his games very carefully. And he was not angry at Marina at all.

As a boy Yasha loved to walk through the puddles

The boy Yasha had such a habit: as soon as he sees a puddle, he immediately enters it. He stands, he stands, and he stamps his foot.

Mom persuades him:

- Yasha, puddles are not for children.

And he still gets into the puddles. And even in the deepest.

They catch him, pull him out of one puddle, and he is already standing in another, stamping his feet.

Okay, in the summer it's tolerable, only wet, that's all. But now autumn has come. Every day the puddles are getting colder, and it's getting harder to dry the shoes. They take Yasha out into the street, he runs through the puddles, gets wet to the waist, and that's it: you have to go home to dry.

All the children walk through the autumn forest, collect leaves in bouquets. They swing on the swings.

And Yasha is taken home to dry.

They put him on the radiator to warm himself, and his shoes hang on a string over the gas stove.

And dad and mom noticed that the more Yasha stands in puddles, the more he catches a cold. He has a runny nose and cough. Snot is pouring from Yasha, no handkerchiefs are missing.

Yasha noticed it too. And his father said to him:

- Yasha, if you run even more through the puddles, you will not only have snot in your nose, you will have frogs in your nose. Because you have a whole swamp in your nose.

Yasha, of course, did not really believe in this.

But one day, dad took a handkerchief into which Yasha was blown and put two little green frogs in it.

He made them himself. Cut out of viscous chewing sweets. There are such rubber sweets for children, they are called "Bunty-plunty". And my mother put this handkerchief in the locker for Yasha's things.

As soon as Yasha came back from the walk all wet, mom said:

- Come on, Yasha, let's blow our nose. Let's get the snot out of you.

Mom took a handkerchief from the shelf and put it to Yasha's nose. Yasha let's blow your nose with all your might. And suddenly mom sees something moving in the scarf. Mom is scared from head to toe.

- Yasha, what is it?

And Yasha shows two frogs.

Yasha, too, will be frightened, because he remembered what his father told him.

Mom asks again:

- Yasha, what is it?

Yasha says:

- Frogs.

– Where are they from?

- Out of me.

Mom asks:

- And how many of them do you have?

Yasha doesn't even know. He says:

- That's it, mom, I won't run through the puddles anymore. My dad told me that this would be the end of it. Blow me out one more time. I want all the frogs to fall out of me.

Mom began to blow his nose again, but there were no more frogs.

And my mother tied these two frogs on a rope and carried them in her pocket. As soon as Yasha runs up to the puddle, she will pull the rope and show the frogs to Yasha.

Yasha immediately - stop! And in a puddle - not a foot! Very good boy.

How the boy Yasha painted everywhere

We bought pencils for the boy Yasha. Bright, colored. A lot - about ten. Yes, they seem to be in a hurry.

Mom and dad thought that Yasha would sit in a corner behind the closet and draw Cheburashka in a notebook. Or flowers, different houses. Cheburashka is the best. He is a pleasure to draw. Four circles in total. Circle head, circle ears, circle belly. And then scratch your paws, that's all. The children are happy and so are the parents.

Only Yasha did not understand what he was aimed at. He began to draw kalyaki. As soon as he sees where the white sheet is, he immediately draws a scribble.

First, on my father's table, I drew kalyaki on all the white sheets. Then in my mother's notebook: where his mother (Yashina) wrote down bright thoughts.

And then anywhere else.

Mom comes to the pharmacy for medicines, submits a prescription through the window.

“We don’t have such a medicine,” says the pharmacist’s aunt. “Scientists have not invented such a medicine yet.

Mom looks at the recipe, and there are only scribbles drawn, nothing is visible under them. Mom, of course, is angry:

- You would, Yasha, if you spoil the paper, at least draw a cat or a mouse.

The next time, mom opens a notebook to call another mom, and there is such joy - a mouse is drawn. Mom even dropped the book. So she got scared.

And this Yasha drew.

Dad comes to the clinic with a passport. They tell him:

- What are you, a citizen, just out of prison, so thin! From prison?

– Why else? Dad is surprised.

- In your photo, the grate is visible red.

Dad at home was so angry with Yasha that he took away the brightest red pencil from him.

And Yasha turned around even more. He began to draw kalyaki on the walls. I took it and painted all the flowers on the wallpaper with a pink pencil. Both in the hallway and in the living room. Mom was horrified:

- Yasha, guard! Are there flowers in a box!

They took away his pink pencil. Yasha was not very upset. The next day, on my mother's white shoes, he painted all the straps in green. And painted the handle on my mother's white purse green.

Mom to go to the theater, and her shoes and handbag, like a young clown, are striking. For this, Yasha got a little in the ass (for the first time in his life), and the green pencil was also taken away from him.

“We have to do something,” Dad says. - Until all the pencils of our young talent run out, he will turn the whole house into a coloring book.

They began to issue pencils to Yasha only under the supervision of the elders. Either his mother is watching him, or his grandmother will be called. But they are not always free.

And then the girl Marina came to visit.

Mom said:

- Marina, you are already big. Here are pencils for you, you and Yasha draw. There are cats and mice. The cat is drawn like this. The mouse is like this.

Yasha and Marina understood everything and let's create cats and mice everywhere. First on paper. Marina will draw a mouse:

- This is my mouse.

Yasha will draw a cat:

- This is my cat. She ate your mouse.

“My mouse had a sister,” says Marina. And draws another mouse nearby.

“And my cat also had a sister,” says Yasha. “She ate your mouse sister.”

“And my mouse had another sister,” Marina draws a mouse on the refrigerator to get away from Yasha's cats.

Yasha also goes to the refrigerator.

“And my cat had two sisters.

So they moved throughout the apartment. More and more sisters appeared in our mice and cats.

Yasha's mother finished talking with Marina's mother, she looks - the whole apartment is covered in mice and cats.

“Guard,” she says. - Just three years ago, they did the renovation!

They called dad. Mom asks:

- What, shall we flush? Shall we renovate the apartment?

Papa says:

- In no case. Let's leave it all.

- Why? Mom asks.

- That's why. When our Yasha grows up, let him look at this disgrace with adult eyes. Let him be ashamed then.

Otherwise, he simply won’t believe us that he could be so outrageous as a child.

And Yasha was already ashamed even now. Although he is still small. He said:

- Dad and mom, you fix everything. I will never paint on the walls again! I will only be in the album.

And Yasha kept his word. He himself did not really want to draw on the walls. It was his girl Marina who led him astray.

Whether in the garden, in the garden
Raspberries have grown.
Wish there was more
Doesn't visit us
Marina girl.

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Uspensky E.N. download

Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky was born in 1937. He began his career as a comedian, he, together with A. Arkanov, published several humorous books. By his own admission, he got into children's literature by accident.

His children's poems began to be published as humorous ones in the Literary Gazette, they sounded in the radio program Good Morning! Eduard Uspensky acted as the author of cartoon scripts, many of which are loved by more than one generation of viewers. The novel "Gena the Crocodile and His Friends", first published in 1966, brought great fame to the children's writer.

Her characters, Crocolil Gena and Cheburashka, have been living in several cartoons for several decades now. No less success fell to the lot of adventures of friends from Prostokvashino - Uncle Fyodor, Sharik, cat Matroskin. And they also found their on-screen incarnation. In addition, Eduard Uspensky wrote for the popular children's program "Baby Monitor", for the TV program "ABVGDeyka", now he is broadcasting "Ships have entered our harbor."

The writer's works have been translated into more than 25 languages, his books have been published in Finland, Holland, France, Japan, and the USA. Recently, Eduard Uspensky announced that he had completed many years of work on a series of historical novels that tell about the period of False Dmitry and the Time of Troubles.

Author's website -

December 22, 1937, Egoryevsk, Moscow region - 14.08.2018, Puchkovo village, Moscow region
Russian writer

Little Edik had Cheburashka. This is a plush toy. The ears are large, the tail is buttoned. You won’t understand - either a bear, or a hare, or a dog. In a word, an animal unknown to science.
When Edik was an unintelligent child, he played this Cheburashka. And then he grew up and forgot about his plush animal. The man had other things to do. For example, it was necessary to urgently dig a wide and long snowy passage to the camp of the “enemy”. Or lie in wait for some “non-dangerous” old woman in the yard and scare her with an exploding piston.
Time, of course, was short. It was also not enough for lessons. That's why Edik studied poorly. And so that my parents would not scold me too much, I mastered one important and necessary art. How to cut deuces from a diary. Imperceptibly so, with a razor.
No, Edik was not at all going to remain a loser all his life. In the depths of his soul, he cherished a dream - to become a minister or an academician. At worst, a very successful gold digger!
Since there are no academics with two grades, Edik was always going to "take off" - from Monday to start studying well. But it didn't work to 'break'.
The schoolboy Uspensky was rescued by chance. Once, a boy not too deliberately jumped from the roof. As a result, he ended up in the hospital with a broken leg. There was nothing to do there, so he asked his parents to bring him various books and, to the amazement of those around him, began to study. Yes, so stubbornly that he could later finish school well, and enter the aviation institute, and even become an engineer.
Uspensky worked in his specialty for three years. And then he suddenly realized that he was doing something wrong in life. He turned out to be an active engineer, but stupid. Eduard Nikolaevich thought and thought ... and became an adult humorist. And then just as quickly retrained as a children's writer.
Helped him this time too.
One summer Ouspensky worked in a pioneer camp. And in order to calm the detachment, which was thirsty for impressions, I read various interesting books. Then all the interesting books suddenly ran out, the boring detachment did not want to listen, and Ouspensky had no choice but to start inventing himself: “In one city there lived a crocodile named Gena, and he worked in a zoo as a crocodile”. The phrase was running through his head.
And suddenly…
And suddenly two long noses appeared from around the corner - the tame rat Lariska and the hooligan old woman Shapoklyak. The door of a telephone booth slammed, and an incomprehensible plush animal got out. "It's Cheburashka!" Ouspensky guessed. And he began to tell his famous tale.
The story about Cheburashka and the crocodile Gena really liked the little listeners. But for some reason, the adult bosses did not like it at all. "Cheburashka has no Motherland!" they exclaimed. “And it’s generally unknown what kind of fruit it is (that is, excuse me, the beast)!”
Despite everything, the book was still printed. And then another, no less famous essay appeared - "Uncle Fyodor, a dog and a cat."
But many readers rejoiced early. Because adult uncles and aunts once decided not to publish books by Eduard Uspensky at all (there wasn’t enough paper for everyone?). But for some reason they allowed to shoot several cartoons based on them (they themselves probably watched cartoons with their grandchildren in the evenings).
But Ouspensky continued to compose anyway. Not only poems and fairy tales, but also plays, screenplays; broadcast on radio and television. Of course, “Baby Monitor” and “ABVGDeyka” are now remembered only by fathers and mothers or even grandparents, but the program “Ships Came to Our Harbor”, which Eduard Nikolaevich invented and has been running for twenty years, has a huge number of quite young fans.
But what about television and radio broadcasts! Once Ouspensky came up with a whole book publishing house - "Samovar" is called. Eduard Nikolayevich has a lot of ideas in general. For example, now he dreams of his own animation studio and a real Disneyland in the city of Anapa. There will definitely be a jungle with Gena the crocodile, the Blue Carriage slides and much, much more, and it will be called Uspensky Park.
But what about books? The writer has complete order with them. Eduard Nikolaevich writes and publishes them with enviable constancy. So the company of his literary heroes is growing all the time. Recently, a girl with a strange name Maksha and a gutta-percha boy Geveichik appeared there.
Like a good father, Eduard Uspensky looks after his vast family and always knows exactly what is happening to whom and who travels where. For example, “The Finns adore Uncle Fedor, in America the favorite is the old woman Shapoklyak. Everyone there is in love with her. Well, the Japanese are just crazy about Cheburashka…” Who will be the next hero? Only the writer himself can answer this question. But he does not like to answer such questions. He doesn't like interviews at all.
What he really loves is, having left the city, to lock himself in his house so that no one interferes, and write, write, write ...

Nadezhda Voronova, Irina Kazyulkina

WORKS OF E.N. USPENSKY

GENERAL COLLECTION OF HEROES, STORIES, STORIES, POEMS AND PLAYS: in 10 volumes / Eduard Uspensky. - St. Petersburg: Comet, 1993-1994.
It has been twenty years since this first collected work of Eduard Uspensky appeared. Over the past years, the author has written many new books, so the time has come for the next, more extensive edition.

UNCLE FYODOR, DOG AND CAT: [plays] / Eduard Uspensky; foreword by B. Goldovsky; illustrations by M. Belov. - Moscow: Art, 1990. - 175 p. : ill.
The heroes of the fairy tales of Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky live not only on the pages of books and in cartoons, but also on the stage of puppet theaters, for which the author specially remade his stories into plays. There are exactly seven such plays in this collection: “Crocodile Gena’s Vacation”, “Uncle Fyodor, a dog and a cat”, “Guarantee little men”, “About Vera and Anfisa”, “Koloboks are investigating”, “Girl-teacher” (based on the book “ Fur boarding house") and "Creepy Mr. Au" (based on the book by Hannu Mäkelä "Mr. Au").

- Cheburashka, Crocodile Gena, their friends and enemies -

ALL FAIRY STORIES ABOUT CHEBURASHKA: [fairy tales] / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Astrel, 2012. - 544 p. : ill.
“Our heroes slowly walked down the street. They were very pleased to walk and talk.
But suddenly there was a b-b-boom! - and something painfully hit the crocodile on the head.
- That's not you? - Gena asked Cheburashka ...
At this time, I heard again: b-b-boom! - and something hit Cheburashka very painfully.
What could it be?"
And really, what could it be? Or, more precisely, who could it be? Did you happen to guess?
By the way, the heroes of Uspensky's fairy tale are known not only to our readers. In Sweden, for example, a whole magazine was published - "Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka."

ALL ABOUT CHEBURASHKA AND THE CROCODILE GENE: fairy tales and fairy tales / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST, 2006. - 527 p. : ill.
CROCODILE GENA AND HIS FRIENDS: in 2 books. / Eduard Uspensky; drawings by S. Bordyug, N. Trepenok. - Moscow: Planet of Childhood, 2008. - (We read at home and in kindergarten. 5 years old).

CHEBURASHKA GOES TO SOCHI TO SEARCH THE OLD WOMAN SHAPOKLYAK: [fairy tales] / Eduard Uspensky; [art. M. Zotova and others]. - Moscow: Planet of childhood, 2010. - 127 p. : ill.

- Prostokvashino and its inhabitants -

ALL STORIES ABOUT PROSTOKVASHINO, OR UNCLE FYODOR, DOG AND CAT / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2010. - 784 p. : ill.
Oh, in vain the parents of a nobody's cat were kicked out of the house! Here they came one day from work, and there was a note on the table:
"Father and mother!
I love you very much... And this cat too. But you don’t allow me to start it ... I’m leaving for the village and will live there ... But I won’t be able to go to school soon. Only for next year.
Goodbye.
Your son is Uncle Fedor ".
What happened next, you know without us. Everyone, of course, watched cartoons about Prostokvashino. However, cartoons are cartoons, but after them, Eduard Nikolaevich came up with many more stories from the life of the village of Prostokvashino.

EVERYTHING PROSTOKVASHINO: fairy tales and stories / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST, 2005. - 672 p. : ill.

UNCLE FYODOR, DOG AND CAT: [fairy tales] / Eduard Uspensky; artist O. Bogolyubova. - Moscow: Astrel, 2012. - 200 p. : ill.

UNCLE FYODOR GOES TO SCHOOL, OR NANCY FROM THE INTERNET TO PROSTOKVASHINO: [tale-tale] / Eduard Uspensky. - St. Petersburg: The world of the child, 1999. - 95 p. : ill.

THREE IN PROSTOKVASHINO / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST: Astrel: Harvest, 2010. - 48 p. : ill. - (Soyuzmultfilm presents).

HOLIDAYS IN PROSTOKVASHINO / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2011. - 48 p. : ill. - (Soyuzmultfilm presents).

INCIDENTS IN PROSTOKVASHINO, OR THE INVENTIONS OF THE POSTMAN PECHKIN: fairy tales / Eduard Uspensky; artist O. Bogolyubova. - Moscow: Astrel: AST, 2009. - 63 p. : ill.

THE MOST NEW STORIES ABOUT PROSTOKVASHINO: [fairy tales] / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2011. - 479 p. : ill.

AUNT UNCLE FYODOR, OR ESCAPE FROM PROSTOKVASHINO: a fairy tale story / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Oniks, 2001. - 120 p. : ill. - (Favorite book).
Uncle Fyodor's aunt was a serious, paramilitary woman. No wonder she served in the army for thirty years. Now she has gone to the reserve and decided to take up the upbringing of her nephew, Uncle Fyodor, to come to grips with. And at the same time, organize life in Prostokvashino in a new way ...

- Such different heroes! -

DOWN THE MAGIC RIVER: [fairy tale] / Eduard Uspensky; drawings by Olga Ionaitis. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2009. - 129 p. : ill. - (Family Library).
One summer, the boy Mitya went to visit his grandmothers in the village. One grandmother turned out to be the most ordinary, and the other - a real fairy-tale Baba Yaga. Only exceptionally good.

ALL ABOUT TOADS TOADS / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST, 2007. - 272 p. : ill.
When Eduard Uspensky was asked who Zhab Zhabich was, he replied: “In the biological laboratory, they put a frog into the device, and when they took the electroencephalogram, the consciousness of the senior researcher switched to it. And she became a thinking frog. She immediately ran away from the institute, came to one family and said: “I won’t go back there. I will live with you!” “What are you going to do?” they asked her. “I will guard the house!” - "How?" “And I will call the police if the robbers come.”.

GUARANTEED PEOPLE: [fairy tale] / Eduard Uspensky; artist V. Dmitryuk. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2011. - 159 p. : ill.
If your parents brought home a TV or, say, a new refrigerator, know that a tiny warranty man came to you with it. Just don't try to find it. Guarantee is strictly punished by children not to be seen.

GUARANTEED PEOPLE RETURN: [fairy tale] / Eduard Uspensky; artist V. Dmitryuk. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2011. - 110 p. : ill.
Every self-respecting warranty man has his main job: Kholodilina has a refrigerator, Bobbin has a sewing machine, Vacuum cleaner has a vacuum cleaner. True, this time they have a common cause. They have to join forces against a terrible enemy in order to save themselves and all of humanity.

25 PROFESSIONS OF MASHA FILIPENKO: a story / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2006. - 222 p. : ill. - (Favorite reading).
Masha, a third-grader, has so many professions because she was invited to work "improver"- their "unclouded brains" she improves things where adults have brought them "to the handle": in agriculture, in a vegetable store, in a trolleybus depot...

STORIES ABOUT THE BOY YASHA / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Omega, 2006. - 48 p. : ill.
Yasha “I always liked to climb everywhere and climb into everything”, "drawing everywhere", "I liked to walk in the puddles", "ate badly", "I put everything in my mouth". In general, the most ordinary boy.

STORY ABOUT GEVEICHI, THE GUTTA PERCH MAN / Eduard Uspensky; [artist G. Sokolov]. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2011. - 159 p. : ill.
First, Galya was presented with an amazing toy - a little rubber boy Geveichik. Then the cat god Assirius and a ghost from a pirate chest suddenly appeared, and, finally, the magpie Zoika, a highly respected teacher, flew in. That's when it all started!

STORY ABOUT A GIRL WITH A STRANGE NAME / Eduard Uspensky; artist I. Pankov. - Moscow: AST, 2009. - 127 p. : ill.
Yes, the girl was definitely lucky with the name, no one has such a name - Maksha! And she also has "Sharp green eyes the size of two tablespoons" and independent character. All sorts of extraordinary things happen in Makshi's life: either she is invited to appear in a pasta commercial, then she participates in the television show "Me and my dog", then the boy Yangwa, the heir to the Nigerian Ministry of Oil Sales, comes to visit her, with all his retinue ...
Well, if something goes wrong, Maksha can always say: it doesn't count!

Gingerbread man follows the trail: a detective story / Eduard Uspensky; artist Y. Pronin. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2007. - 63 p. : ill. - (Tales-cartoons).
THE INVESTIGATION IS LEADING KOLOBOKS / Eduard Uspensky; artist E. Nitylkina. - Moscow: Rosmen, 1999. - 127 p. : ill. - (We read at school and at home).
The famous detectives of Kolobok will unravel any case: they can find even a preschooler Lyosha, even a missing white elephant.

FUR BOARDING: an instructive story about a teacher girl and her furry friends / Eduard Uspensky; artist V. Chizhikov. - Moscow: Planet of childhood: Astrel, 2000. - 157 p. : ill.
“The fur boarding school needs a teacher of good behavior and writing. Girls from the third and fourth grades are invited. Classes will be on Sundays. Payment by hendriks, how much we will agree". Such a strange announcement hung in one of the summer cottages. What's this? Joke? Or seriously?

PLASTIC GRANDFATHER: a fantasy story / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Dragonfly, 1999. - 92 p. : ill. - (Student Library).
One day a space rocket landed from the constellation Balloons. The space grandfather, Professor Konstantin Mikhailovich, the chief specialist on the planet Green Yula, flew in to study earthlings. This is how the inhabitants of the Thrown Balls called our Earth.

UNDERWATER BERETS: a fantastic story / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Bamboo, 1999. - 109 p. : ill. - (Student Library).
“The fact that a new special sabotage and underwater school is opening in one quiet bay of the Pacific Ocean, few people knew from the despicable land souls.
Because the announcement about this school was placed underwater.
The sabotage school from its cadets, mostly dolphins, was supposed to train special submarine troops with such a vague name “Underwater berets”. The task of the "berets" included: liquidation, destruction, capture, sinking and search. For such a dangerous and difficult work, guys with iron nerves, flippers and brains were needed. The dead dolphin Henry had nothing like this ... "

ABOUT THE GIRL VERA AND THE MONKEY ANFISA / Eduard Uspensky; artist G. Sokolov. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2010. - 144 p. : ill.
They are so easy to confuse - a girl and a monkey!

RED, RED, MARKED / Eduard Uspensky; artists I. Glazov, O. Zotov, I. Oleinikov. - Moscow: Planet of childhood: Astrel: AST, 2001. - 181 p. : ill.
Poems and stories about redheads. And there's no need to tease.

- Very scary stories! -

BIG BOOK OF HORROR / Eduard Uspensky, Andrey Usachev. - Moscow: AST: Astrel: Harvest, 2007 - 384 p. : ill. - (Planet of childhood).

NIGHTMARE HORROR: surreal, colorful, most terrible horror stories / A. Usachev, E. Uspensky; artist I. Oleinikov. - Moscow: Planet of childhood: Astrel, 2001. - 78 p. : ill.
Well, what can I say? Horror and more!

HORRIBLE CHILDREN'S FOLKLORE / Eduard Uspensky; artist E. Vasiliev. - Moscow: Rosmen, 1998. - 92 p. : ill.

RED HAND, BLACK SHEETS, GREEN FINGERS: a scary story for fearless children / Eduard Uspensky, A. Usachev. - Moscow: Books of the Seeker, 2003. - 160 p. : ill. - (Eduard Uspensky. Horror films).
Hands... Sheets... Fingers... What is it? Aliens from outer space? Devilish powers? Or maybe just a whim of nature?
Intern investigator Viktor Rakhmanin still had no answer to these questions...

- Fun Universities -

BUSINESS OF THE CROCODILE GENES / E. Uspensky, I. Agron; artist V. Yudin. - Moscow: Rosmen, 2003. - 92 p. : ill.
A kind of guide for budding millionaires. This is exactly what young businessmen 6-9 years old will definitely achieve if, together with their old friend Gena the crocodile, they try to comprehend the meaning of such “adult” concepts as “exchange”, “bank”, “patent”, “corporation” ...

LITERATURE FOR KOSHCHE: a book for one reader and ten illiterates / E. Uspensky. - Moscow: Books of the "Seeker", 2002. - 158 p. : ill. - (Library of children's literature).
It is more convenient for children to learn to read and write together with their favorite fairy-tale characters. Then the very first and most important words are remembered much easier: "Dad, mom, grandmother, Uspensky".

HOW TO LOVE DOGS CORRECTLY: stories / Eduard Uspensky; drawings by K. Pavlova. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2009. - 63 p. : ill.
Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky knows firsthand about dogs. Four-legged friends live in his house for many years. So who better to know what dog breeds are, how to care for them and how to love them right? ..

LECTURES OF PROFESSOR CHAINIKOV / E. Uspensky. - Moscow: Bamboo, 1999. - 138 p. : ill. - (Student Library).
“If the TV is taken apart, will the little men remain in it?” Hearing this question, Professor Chainikov realized that the country needed lectures on radio waves and electronics.
You probably remember that by his first profession the author of this book, Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky, is an engineer, so together with Professor Chainikov they will be able to answer many complex and amazing questions.

ADVENTURES OF A LITTLE MAN: (universal declaration of human rights in retelling for children and adults) / A. Usachev, E. Uspensky; artist A. Shevchenko. - Moscow: Samovar, 1997. - 94 p. : ill. - (Funny textbooks).
It turns out that about such serious things as human rights, you can add a funny story-tale.

SCHOOL OF CLOWNS: a story / E. Uspensky. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2001. - 191 p. : ill.
One day, a completely unusual school opened in Moscow: for those who like to make people laugh and amuse, a clown school. Of course, you understand that studying at such a school is very fun. Even the alphabet and counting.

- Poems -

MAYBE, A CROW… / Eduard Uspensky; artist O. Gorbushin. - Moscow: Samovar: Teremok, 2005. - 107 p. : ill. - (Children's classics).

One simple story Or maybe not a fairy tale Or maybe not simple I want to tell. I remember her from my childhood Or maybe not since childhood, Or maybe I don't remember But I will remember...

TAKE CARE OF TOYS: poems / E. N. Uspensky; artist I. Glazov. - Moscow: Planeta detstva, 2008. - 11 p. : ill.

EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER: poems / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Eksmo-Press, 2005. - 48 p. : ill. - (Ladybug).

BLUE WAGON: poems / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Astrel: AST, 2004. - 174 p. : ill. - (Chrestomathy of a schoolboy).

"PLASTILINE CROW" AND OTHER POEMS / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: OLMA-PRESS, 2002. - 156 p. : ill. - (Golden Pages).

POEMS FOR THE SMALLEST / Eduard Uspensky; drawings by B. Tremetsky. - Moscow: AST: Astrel, 2010. - 47 p. : ill. - (Planet of childhood).

NANNY NEEDED: poems / Eduard Uspensky. - Moscow: Eksmo, 2005. - 48 p. : ill.

- Paraphrases from other languages ​​-

Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky not only keeps an eye on his heroes, but is also ready to take care of strangers. In any case, both Uncle Au of the Finnish writer Hannu Mäkelä and Carlson Astrid Lindgren, the best in the world, sometimes speak Russian with his help:

UNCLE AU: story-tale / H. Myakelya, E. Uspensky; artist V. Korkin. - Moscow: Drofa, 2000. - 92 p. : ill. - (Tale by tale).
At first, this uncle Au with a Finnish accent may seem harsh, scary and gloomy to someone. But that's just the beginning...

CARLSON FROM THE ROOF, OR THE BEST CARLSON IN THE WORLD: fairy tales / Astrid Lindgren; retelling by E. Uspensky. - Moscow: Astrel: AST, 2008. - 446 p. : ill.

Nadezhda Voronova, Olga Murgina, Irina Kazyulkina

LITERATURE ABOUT THE LIFE AND CREATIVITY OF E.N. USPENSKY

Uspensky E. From the life of brands: [interview with writer E. Uspensky] / interviewed by V. Vyzhutovich // Rossiyskaya Gazeta. - 2010. - July 29. - S. 26-27.
Uspensky E. Letters from Yalta // Kukareku. - Moscow: SP "Slovo", . - S. 26, 51, 79, 97, 115, 132-133, 163, 199.
Uspensky E. “I read books of all good writers to my children”: [about modern. det. literature and about his work] / the conversation was conducted by M. Koryabina, I. Bezuglenko // Preschool education. - 2002. - No. 6. - S. 20-22.
Uspensky E. Cheburashka is a man! : [to the 70th anniversary of the birth of the writer] / the conversation was led by I. Svinarenko // Rossiyskaya Gazeta. - 2008. - April 3-9. - S. 20-21.

Arzamastseva I. Guaranteed storyteller Eduard Uspensky // Children's literature. - 1993. - No. 1. - S. 6-12.
Begak B. Joy of kindness // Begak B. True fairy tales. - Moscow: Children's Literature, 1989. - S. 102-110.
Valkova V. Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky: (to the 65th anniversary of the writer) // Elementary School. - 2002. - No. 12. - S. 10-12.
Goldovsky B. Theater of Eduard Uspensky // Uspensky E. Uncle Fyodor, dog and cat. - Moscow: Art, 1990. - S. 7-21.
Lobanova T. Creativity of E. N. Uspensky in the assessment of criticism // World literature for children and about children: part 1. - Moscow, 2004. - P. 160-164.
Sakai H. The secret of the popularity of "Cheburashka" // World literature for children and about children: part 2. - Moscow, 2004. - P. 261-262.
Sivokon S. The best, of course, is ahead // Sivokon S. Your cheerful friends. - Moscow: Children's literature, 1986. - S. 232-249.
Tubelskaya G. Children's writers of Russia: one hundred and thirty names: a bio-bibliographic reference book / G. N. Tubelskaya. - Moscow: Russian School Library Association, 2007 - 492 p. : ill.
For a biographical sketch of Eduard Uspensky, see p. 350-353.

N.V., O.M.

SCREENSING OF E.N. USPENSKY’S WORKS

- MOVIES -

Year of the Good Child. Based on the story of the same name by E. Uspensky and E. de Grun. Dir. B.Konunov. USSR-FRG, 1991.

There, on unknown paths. Based on the story by E. Uspensky "Down the Magic River". Dir. M. Yuzovsky. Comp. V. Dashkevich. USSR, 1982. Cast: R. Monastyrsky, T. Peltzer, A. Zueva, L. Kharitonov, A. Filippenko, Yu. Chernov and others.

- CARTOONS -

Academician Ivanov. Based on a poem by E. Uspensky. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V.Popov. Comp. E. Krylatov. USSR, 1986. Roles were voiced by: O. Tabakov, S. Stepchenko.

Antoshka: [from the almanac "Merry Carousel": no. one]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. L. Nosyrev. USSR, 1969.

Baba Yaga vs!: no. 1. Scene. E.Uspensky, G.Oster, A.Kurlandsky. Dir. V. Baker. Comp. E. Artemiev. USSR, 1980. Baba Yaga is voiced by O. Aroseva.
Baba Yaga vs!: no. 2. Scene. E.Uspensky, G.Oster, A.Kurlandsky. Dir. V. Baker. Comp. E. Artemiev. USSR, 1980. Baba Yaga is voiced by O. Aroseva.
Baba Yaga vs!: no. 3. Scene. E.Uspensky, G.Oster, A.Kurlandsky. Dir. V. Baker. Comp. E. Artemiev. USSR, 1980. Baba Yaga is voiced by O. Aroseva.

The day is wonderful. Scene. A. Khrzhanovsky, E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Khrzhanovsky. Comp. V.Martynov. USSR, 1975.

Uncle Au. Based on a fairy tale by the Finnish writer H. Mäkel. Scene. E.Uspensky, H.Mäkel. Dir. I. Douksha, M. Buzinova. Comp. A. Zhurbin. USSR, 1979. Voiced by: V. Livanov, T. Reshetnikova, M. Lobanov, V. Ferapontov, A. Grave.
Uncle Au is in the city. Scene. H. Mäkelya, E. Uspensky. Dir. M. Muat. Comp. A. Zhurbin. USSR, 1979. Voiced by: V. Livanov, A. Grave, T. Reshetnikova, S. Kryuchkova.
Uncle Au: Uncle Au's mistake. Scene. E.Uspensky, H.Mäkel. Dir. L. Surikova. Comp. A. Zhurbin. USSR, 1979. Voiced by: V. Livanov, A. Grave, B. Levinson, A. Shchukin.

Uncle Fedor, dog and cat: Matroskin and Sharik. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. L. Surikova, Yu. Klepatsky. Comp. A. Bykanov. Text of I.Shaferan's songs. USSR, 1975. Roles were voiced by: Z. Andreeva, E. Khromova, V. Baikov, S. Kharlap, A. Goryunova, A. Verbitsky.
Uncle Fedor, dog and cat: Mom and dad. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. Y. Klepatsky, L. Surikova. Comp. A. Bykanov. Text of songs (poems) by I. Shaferan. USSR, 1976.
Uncle Fedor, dog and cat: Mitya and Murka. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. Y. Klepatsky, L. Surikova. Comp. A. Bykanov. Text of I.Shaferan's songs. USSR, 1976.

Riddle: [from the almanac "Merry Carousel": no. 19]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. E. Fedorova. Comp. M. Link, Gr. Gladkov. USSR, 1988. Text read by A. Filippenko.

Why does a camel need an orange? Scene. A. Vatyan. Dir. Y. Kalisher. Authors of the text E.Uspensky, V.Lunin. USSR, 1986.

Ivashka from the Palace of Pioneers. Scene. G.Sokolsky, E.Uspensky. Dir. G. Sokolsky. Comp. M. Meerovich. USSR, 1981. Roles were voiced by: G.Bardin, E.Katsirov, S.Kharlap.

Painting. Vanya drove. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. F. Epifanova. Comp. M. Ziv. USSR, 1975.

Blot. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Reznikov. USSR, 1980.

Crocodile Gena. Scene. E.Uspensky, R.Kachanov. Dir. R. Kachanov. Comp. M. Ziv. USSR, 1969. Voiced by: V. Rautbart, K. Rumyanova, T. Dmitrieva, V. Livanov.
Cheburashka. Scene. E.Uspensky, R.Kachanov. Dir. R. Kachanov. Comp. V. Shainsky. USSR, 1971. Roles were voiced by: K. Rumyanova, T. Dmitrieva, V. Livanov, V. Ferapontov.
Shapoklyak. Scene. R.Kachanov, E.Uspensky. Dir. R. Kachanov. Comp. V. Shainsky. USSR, 1974. Roles were voiced by: V. Livanov, I. Mazing, K. Rumyanova, V. Ferapontov.
Cheburashka goes to school. Scene. E.Uspensky, R.Kachanov. Dir. R. Kachanov. Comp. V. Shainsky. USSR, 1983. Roles were voiced by: K. Rumyanova, G. Burkov, V. Livanov, Yu. Andreev.

The legacy of the wizard Bahram. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. R. Kachanov. Comp. M. Meerovich. USSR, 1975. Roles were voiced by: R. Mirenkova, G. Vitsin, M. Vinogradova, V. Livanov.

Jonah. Scene. R.Kachanov, E.Uspensky. Dir. V. Golikov. USSR, 1972.

New Year's song of Santa Claus. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Tatarsky. Comp. A. Zhurbin. USSR, 1983.

Olympic character. Scene. V. Vinnitsky, E. Uspensky, Y. Shmalko. Dir. B. Akulinichev. Comp. M. Minkov. USSR, 1979.

Octopuses. Based on a poem by E. Uspensky. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. R. Strautmane. Comp. I. Efremov. USSR, 1976.

Plastic crow. Scene. A. Tatarsky. Dir. A. Tatarsky. Comp. Gr. Gladkov. Text of songs (verses) by E. Uspensky. USSR, 1981. Roles were voiced by: A. Levenbuk, A. Pavlov, L. Armor, Gr. Gladkov, L. Shimelov.

Underwater berets: [a collection of plots about dolphin rangers based on the films "Secret ocean dump", "The surface of the iceberg", "Lake at the bottom of the sea", etc.]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. P. Lobanova, V. Tarasov, A. Mazaev, R. Strautmane, A. Gorlenko. Comp. E. Artemiev. Russia, 1991.
Secret ocean dump: [from the series about dolphins]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. R. Strautmane. Comp. F. Koltsov, T. Hayen. USSR, 1989.
The surface of the iceberg: [from a series about dolphins]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Gorlenko. Comp. T. Hayen, E. Artemyev. USSR, 1989.
Lake at the bottom of the sea: [from a series about dolphins]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Mazaev. Comp. T. Hayen. USSR, 1989.
Miko - Pavlova's son: [from a series about dolphins]. Scene. I. Margolina, E. Uspensky. Dir. E.Prorokova. USSR, 1989.
Happy Start-1: [from the dolphin series]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Tarasov. Comp. T. Hayen. USSR, 1989.
Happy Start-2: [from the series about dolphins]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Tarasov. Comp. T. Hayen. USSR, 1989.
Happy Start-3: [from the dolphin series]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Tarasov. Comp. T. Hayen. USSR, 1989.
Happy Start-4: [from the dolphin series]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Tarasov. Comp. T. Hayen. USSR, 1990.

About Vera and Anfisa: [the first film of the trilogy about the girl Vera and the monkey Anfisa]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Fomin. Comp. Gr. Gladkov. USSR, 1986. Text read by O. Basilashvili.
About Vera and Anfisa: Vera and Anfisa put out the fire: [the second film of the trilogy]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Fomin. Comp. Gr. Gladkov. USSR, 1987. Text read by O. Basilashvili.
About Vera and Anfisa: Vera and Anfisa in a lesson at school: [concludes. trilogy movie. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V. Fomin. Comp. Gr. Gladkov. USSR, 1988.

About Sidorov Vova. Based on a poem by E. Uspensky. Scene. E. Uspensky, E. Nazarov. Dir. E. Nazarov. USSR, 1985. Text read by S. Yursky.

About the refrigerator, gray mice and warranty men. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. L. Domnin. THE USSR. 1979.

Bird Market. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. M.Novogrudskaya. USSR, 1974.

Defeat: [from the almanac "Merry Carousel": no. 3]. Based on the poem of the same name by E. Uspensky. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V.Ugarov. Comp. Sh.Kallosh. USSR, 1971. Text read by: A. Livshits, A. Levenbuk.

Red, red, freckled: [from the almanac "Merry Carousel": no. 3]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. L. Nosyrev. USSR, 1971. Roles were voiced by: G. Dudnik, S. Shurkhina, Yu. Yulskaya, T. Dmitrieva, A. Babaeva, K. Rumyanova, M. Korabelnikova.

Today in our city. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. E. Fedorova. USSR, 1989. Text read by A. Filippenko.

The investigation is conducted by koloboks. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Zyablikova. Comp. N. Bogoslovsky. USSR, 1983. Roles were voiced by: T. Peltzer, V. Nevinny, V. Abdulov, L. Koroleva, Z. Naryshkina.
The investigation is conducted by koloboks. Robbery of the century. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Zyablikova. Comp. M. Meerovich. USSR, 1983. Roles were voiced by: V. Abdulov, G. Vitsin, V. Nevinny.
The investigation is conducted by koloboks. Theft of the century. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. A. Zyablikova. Comp. N. Bogoslovsky. USSR, 1983. Roles were voiced by: T. Peltzer, G. Vitsin, V. Abdulov, V. Nevinny.

Koloboks are investigating: [series 1 and 2]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. I.Kovalev, A.Tatarsky. Comp. Y. Chernavsky. USSR, 1986. Roles were voiced by: L. Armor, S. Fedosov, A. Ptitsyn.
Koloboks are investigating: [series 3 and 4]. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. I.Kovalev, A.Tatarsky. Comp. Y. Chernavsky. USSR, 1987.

Elephant-dilo-senok. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. B. Ardov. Comp. I. Kataev. USSR, 1975.

Three types and a violinist. Based on a poem by E. Uspensky. Scene. N. Lerner, E. Uspensky. Dir. N.Lerner. Comp. M. Meerovich. The film uses the music of J.-S. Bach, A. Vivaldi. Russia, 1993.

Three from Prostokvashino. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V.Popov. Artistic N. Yerykalov, L. Khachatryan. Comp. E. Krylatov. USSR, 1978. Roles were voiced by: B. Novikov, G. Kachin, M. Vinogradova, V. Talyzina, O. Tabakov, L. Durov.
Holidays in Prostokvashino. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V.Popov. Comp. E. Krylatov. USSR, 1980. Roles were voiced by: B. Novikov, G. Kachan, M. Vinogradova, L. Durov, V. Talyzina, O. Tabakov.
Winter in Prostokvashino. Scene. E. Uspensky. Dir. V.Popov. Comp. E. Krylatov. The authors of the text are Yu.Entin, E.Uspensky. USSR, 1984. Roles were voiced by: B. Novikov, G. Kachin, M. Vinogradova, Z. Naryshkina, O. Tabakov, V. Talyzina, L. Durov.

In Russia you will not find a person who would not be familiar with the work of Eduard Uspensky. This man devoted his whole life to children and ways to make them happy. The stories of the writer have raised many generations of kids who believe in kindness and friendship, courage and honesty, and therefore are able to help relatives and friends in difficult times.

And, for sure, there are no people in Russia who would not have seen cartoons created based on the books of Eduard Nikolaevich. He earned popular recognition and love thanks to his wonderful works that show the right values ​​in an understandable and accessible form.

Childhood and youth

The biography of Eduard Nikolaevich began on December 22, 1937 in Yegorievsk. The parents of the future author were not related to the writer's path. Father Nikolai Mikhailovich worked as a cynologist in the hunting department of the Central Committee of the CPSU, so there were many animals in the house. My mother was a mechanical engineer by education. In addition to Edik, two more sons were brought up in the family: the older brother Igor and the younger Yuri. By nationality, Uspensky's father was a Jew, and his mother was Russian.

When Eduard was 10 years old, his beloved dad passed away, the children stayed with their mother. The family lived in an apartment on Kutuzovsky Prospekt.

At an early age, Edik grew up as a mischievous boy. The child didn’t study well, so he “pricked up” to cut the deuces from the diary with a blade. Poor financial support affected: after the death of his father, the family lived in poverty. But with all this, the future writer dreamed of a career as a minister or academician.

Once Edward broke his leg and ended up in the hospital. Then the boy asked his mother to bring textbooks and began to study. Soon, the performance of Eduard Uspensky improved, and the young man graduated from school with diplomas for victories in the Olympiads. Mathematics was especially good for the young man.

He received his higher education at the Moscow Aviation Institute. After graduation, he went to work as an engineer, and in his spare time he began to write scripts and stories for children. Ouspensky's interest in creativity arose even in his youth - at school the guy was a constant leader for detachments with young students, for whom he came up with funny children's poems and songs. The young man combined his university education with the creation and holding of student skits and local performances.

After working for a short time in his specialty, Uspensky began to develop a career as a writer. He wrote stories and poems for children, but published his work infrequently. Humorous sketches and stories by Edward for the satire block turned out to be much more in demand. However, the author did not want to develop in this direction.

Eduard Uspensky came up with the heroes of his favorite cartoons

It is not known how the fate of the best works would have developed if the creators of the cartoons had not paid attention to them. Owing to the visual illustration, Ouspensky's writings have become widespread and world-famous.

Literature

The works of Eduard Nikolaevich are popular among readers around the world. Uspensky's stories have been translated into more than 20 languages ​​of the world, and are actively published and republished many years after their appearance. Attention was paid to the author in Sweden - there the man's writings gained such popularity that the characters appeared both on television and in magazines, and Eduard Uspensky himself was invited to the Swedish Writers' Union. The author's works were appreciated by such European masters of children's literature as Anna Schmidt.

"Papa" Cheburashka - Eduard Uspensky

The most famous books of this great author for a wide range of readers are stories about Prostokvashino, in which there are, and. Stories in which and participate also became popular. One of the author's first works, "Down the Magic River", was widely disseminated.

The history of the publication of many works turned out to be difficult. The author was criticized for the lack of features of a real pioneer in the image and behavior of Cheburashka, censorship banned other poems and sketches of the author.

Screen adaptation of children's stories took place under the strict control of the author - Eduard Uspensky independently wrote scripts for animations. Based on the stories and novels of the writer, two feature films were created, and later one series was shot.

With the advent of popularity in the late 1970s, Eduard Uspensky began to appear on radio programs - to read poetry and stories. He writes plays about his favorite characters. In the 1980s, the first collection with stories about Matroskin, Kolobok was published.

Cartoon "Three from Prostokvashino"

Even from the pen of Eduard Uspensky came the fairy tales "Guaranteed little men" and "Koloboks are investigating." The poem "A Terrible Story" is popular.

Eduard Nikolaevich also worked on television. He became the ideological inspirer and author of a series of programs for children of different ages.

The Soviet and Russian writer has repeatedly received awards. In 1997 he was awarded the Order of Merit for the Fatherland. In 2010, Eduard Nikolaevich became the laureate of the Name Prize, which is awarded to outstanding children's writers.

In November 2017, Eduard Nikolaevich wrote an open letter to the President of the Russian Federation, in which he accused the Soyuzmultfilm film studio of copyright infringement. According to the writer, the new series of Prostokvashino came out without Uspensky's knowledge. The author claimed that he did not give his consent to the production of the sequel.

"Return to Prostokvashino"

They participated in voicing their favorite characters, and. Anton and Yulia expressed regret that Eduard Nikolaevich spoke so sharply about the new series of the animated film. The first release of the sequel, released in April 2018, has collected several million views on the Web.

In May, the second episode of the cartoon was released. The series was dedicated to the memory of Oleg Tabakov. On the first day, the release was watched by 25 million people.

Personal life

The family has always inspired the writer, especially in creating the most unexpected characters. The author came up with the bright and unforgettable Shapoklyak, recalling his ex-wife Rimma. According to the famous author, the wife was distinguished by harmfulness. Although in the image, he continues, there are some of the writer's own unattractive features.

And the daughter's children's cry first served as a source of the name Cheburashka, and later - the whole history of this character. This hero became legendary - at first he fell in love with the inhabitants of the country of the rising sun, and then became a symbol of Russia at sports competitions.

Eduard Uspensky was married three times. From his first marriage, which lasted 18 years, he had a daughter, Tatyana, who already has her own family and who gave dad a grandson and granddaughter. From the second marriage, the writer also left children: two twin daughters, whom the couple adopted.

For the third time, Eduard Nikolaevich married a popular TV presenter - Eleanor Filina became the chosen one of the author. Together with his beloved, the writer hosted the radio program "Ships came into our harbor." As a result, service relations grew into a real romance.

The divorce proceedings with the last wife turned out to be loud - the wife appeared on television and in the press with loud statements, publicly discussed life with the writer.

After decades of living together, when the whole country considered this couple exemplary, Eleanor was offended by her husband who filed for divorce and began to tell what the union with the writer really was. Many unpleasant words were said about the now ex-husband, impartially characterizing the character of a man and behavior in everyday life.

However, few people know that while the ex-wife was on television, the writer himself was struggling with a serious illness - cancer. The man went to Germany, where he underwent chemotherapy. At first, Eleanor was next to her husband, took care of the writer, but the woman's patience was enough for several months, after which Filina simply went back to Russia and left Edward alone in a foreign country.

Ouspensky did not comment on Eleanor's actions for a long time, but once made a statement that the reason for this behavior of a woman is huge monetary debts, which, according to the writer, the ex-wife wants to close at the expense of Eduard Nikolaevich.

Scandalous "Live" with Eleonora Filina

Nevertheless, Edward's character was really difficult, this is confirmed by relatives and colleagues. Not everyone could cope with it and productively maintain personal and work relationships. At some point, some individual character traits of Eduard Nikolayevich even put an end to the then unknown story about - the essay was refused to be published, fearing sudden scandals and claims from the writer.

The writer rarely wrote to order, as he did not consider it necessary to make adjustments to stories at the behest of third-party people. This intransigence often spoiled the writer's work and personal relationships. On the other hand, perhaps, without it, Ouspensky's beloved characters would not have seen the light in the unique form that the author gave them.

As for the writer himself, the man adored animals and birds, parrots and dogs constantly lived in his house, which the writer took care of with pleasure. Eduard worked every day, composing in a country house and in Moscow. In his free time, he liked to watch foreign series, especially on medical topics. Ouspensky's favorite serial film was "".

It is known that Eduard Nikolaevich respected creativity. That is why the charismatic actor was entrusted with dubbing the cat from Prostokvashino.

In April 2018, the writer gave an interview in which he said that his second wife, Elena Uspenskaya, was next to him. The woman forgave her ex-husband and returned. Recently, Edward and his wife lived in peace and harmony, supported each other and did not remember the past. The couple hoped that the writer would cope with the illness.

And Eleonora Filina, it turns out, went to a young lover who is 30 years younger than her. The TV presenter took out a loan of 6 million rubles for the guy to open a business, but the business went bankrupt.

Filin herself does not admit this. The woman only says that she could no longer be close to her despotic husband. According to Eleanor, Filina wanted to divorce Uspensky for a long time, but her husband's state of health and diagnosis stopped her.

Death

August 14, 2018 in his Moscow home. The cause of death of the writer was cancer, with which he fought for several years. He underwent treatment in Germany, after the operation the disease receded for a short time.

At home on the eve of the tragedy, according to Irina's daughter, Eduard Nikolaevich, he needed medical attention.

Bibliography

• 1966 - Crocodile Gena and his friends
• 1972 - "Down the Magic River"
• 1974 - "Uncle Fedor, a dog and a cat"
• 1975 - "Guarantee little men"
• 1976 - "The Amazing Thing"
• 1983 - "Vacations in Prostokvashino"
• 1985 - "Vera and Anfisa in the clinic"
• 1987 - "Kolobok is on the trail"
• 1990 - "Red hand, black sheet, green fingers"
• 1997 - "Winter in Prostokvashino"
• 2001 - "Mushrooms for Cheburashka"
• 2007 - "New life in Prostokvashino"
• 2011 - "Guarantee men are back"
• 2011 - "Ghost from Prostokvashino"